Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

====Karl and Sigvald the Eternally Furious====
Two brothers who manned two separate titans until (while fighting for the Angry Custodes) sigvald’s Titan was destroyed, leaving him without a knight. This let to a massive fight watched by several dozen Angry Custodes (THOSE KNIGHTLY FUCKS CAN’T FIGHT FOR SHIT WITHOUT THEIR GIANT WALKING PENIS COMPENSATIONS!!!) as Sigvald wanted Karl to hand over his knight as he was the older brother, while Karl was understandably a bit pissed off as “it’s your fucking fault that you fucked up your knight!” (This was before the two became properly Angry so they only spoke in lower case). In murderous rage, the two brothers both tried to simultaneously enter Karl’s knight to kill the other, but as they both squeezed inside the tiny cockpit an custodian slammed and sealed the door behind them because “IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!”

The two brothers are now forever trapped together inside a space too small for them to kill each other, and forever sustained by the knights life support and the psychic energies which surround the Angry Custodes, their rage very rapidly boiling and growing as the two brothers exchanged insults for centuries. Only the battlefield Karl and Sigvald the Eternally Furious are a whirlwind of bullets and blades, as the only true outlet they have for their hatred for each other is on the battlefield, but one day their fury will be too much to be contained by mere metal and plasteel, creating a psychic shockwave to make any Angry Custodian proud “THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!! THEY DIED STRANGLING EACH OTHERS THROATS!!!”

Karl and Sigvald the Eternally Furious are a single Knight Castellan. They are armed with a Plasma Decimator, a Volcano Lance, two twin Meltaguns and three Twin Siegebreaker Cannons. They may also SERIOUSLY FUCK UP their enemies with their Titanic Feet.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Pts (including wargear)
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| Karl and Sigvald the Eternally Furious || * || * || * || 9 || 8 || 24 || 6 || 9 || 3+ || 650
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! Ranged Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities
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| Plasma Decimator || - || - || - || - || - || Choose one of the following profiles when firing this weapon.
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| -Normal || 48” || Heavy 2D6 || 7 || -3 || 1 || -
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| -Overcharged || 48” || Heavy 2D6 || 8 || -3 || 2 || Each hit roll of 1 with this profile deals 1 mortal wound to this weapons bearer.
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| Titanic Feet || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || D3 || Make 3 hit rolls for each attack made with this weapon, instead of 1.
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| Twin Shieldbreaker Cannon || 48” || Heavy 2D3 || 7 || -1 || D3 || - 
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| Volcano Lance || 80” || Heavy D6 || 14 || -5 || 3D3 || You may reroll failed sound rolls when targeting TITANIC units.
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| Twin Meltagun || 12” || Heavy 2 || 8 || -4 || D6 || If the target is within half range of this weapon,
roll two dice when inflicting damage with it and discard the lowest result. 
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! Remaining W !! M !! WS !! BS
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| 13-24+ || 12” || 3+ || 3+
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| 7-12 || 9” || 3+ || 3+
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| 1-6 || 6” || 5+ || 5+
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Abilities:
*Knights of the FLIPPED OVER TABLE!!!
*Really fucking huge and fucking scary

*Ion Shields: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE ION'S DOING BLOCKING BULLETS?!!! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
:*This model has a 5+ invulnerability save against shooting attacks.

*Centuries of fury: The fury built up inside Karl and Sigvald sharpens their senses and skills to a razors edge, ensuring that they fight like no one else on the battlefield.
:* This model can re-roll any failed hit rolls in the shooting and fight phases.

*HOW CAN YOU FUCKING MISS THAT YOU PRICK?!!!: Battle is the only outlet the two brothers have for their fury, but that fury increases every time they miss a shot or a hit, and there’s only so much fury mortal forms can take before they break.
:*If this model fails a total of 10 hit rolls (after modifiers and re-rolls) in a single shooting phase or a single fight phase, it is immediately slain.

*Welded shut exits and entrances: The Angry Custodes ensured that the two brothers could never leave their knight by welding shut or covering over all holes on the Titan other than its guns and air intakes.
:*Attacks made against This model with AP -1 or -2 is treated as being AP 0.

Faction Keywords: Imperium, Angry, Knight House Apoplectic

Keywords: Titanic, Vehicle, Knights Apoplectic, Character, Karl and Sigvald the Eternally Furious