Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

====Ingrid, the Infinitely Prolonged and Infinitely Insane====
The most insane being in the galaxy, the only being crazier than her is Kairos Fateweaver, but even he can’t predict Ingrid’s actions as she’s just so insane. Nothing is known about Ingrid and her knight other than that the Angry Custodes found her at the bottom of a hole dug by two fighting Belligerent Redemptor Dreadnoughts. It is not known why her knight was so far underground, but her knights markings and its advanced technology suggested that she was a knight from before the heresy, making her over 10,000 years old, surviving by virtue of most of her body being already replaced by mechanical parts. When retrieved from inside her knight she simply laughed continuously, intermittently adding “you look like giant golden mushrooms!” And “did you know that kitten is the funniest colour!” The Angry custodes tried to sedate her for examination but no amount of sedatives would work, and any needles they tried to put into her would bend away from her flesh, or turn into flowers, or start talking to the doctor saying “I never asked to be a needle you know, I wanted to be a vague feeling of unease, but no one asked my opinion on the matter.”

Eventually the Angry Custodes stopped trying to lock her up or get rid of her, and now she just wanders around with the custodes (sometimes in her Titan, which is now a strange blue colour with slashes of purple paint), commenting on how nice the gravity was today, or how rabbits make the best chess players and bed fellows. Occasionally she will stumble out onto the battlefield, where she is still crazy but her muscle/circuit memory kicks in and she violently cuts her way through any foe before the custodes, but once the battle is over she starts making blood angles (like snow angels, but bloodier) with her knight. The Angry Custodes now sort of accept her, and have set aside a small bedroom for her next to her knights hangar, although most nights she sleeps in her knight (no pun intended), cuddled up with a Ming dynasty vase which the custodes swear they have never seen before and have no idea where she materialised such a priceless artefact from.

Ingrid, the Infinitely Prolonged and Infinitely Insane is a single model. She is armed with a Volkite Chieorovile, a Graviton Crusher and a Reaper Chainsword. She may also crush her foes beneath her Titanic Feet until they make funny squishy noises.
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Pts
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| Ingrid, the Infinitely Prolonged and Infinitely Insane || * || * || * || 9 || 8 || 24 || 4 || 9 || 3+ || 500
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! Ranged Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities !! Points 
Per Weapon
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| Graviton Crusher || 30" || Heavy 6 || 6 || -3 || 1 || If the target has a save characteristic of 3+ or better,
this weapon has a Damage characteristic of 3.
| 40
|-
| Volkite Chieorovile || 36" || Heavy 6 || 7 || -1 || 1 || Each time you make a wound roll of 5+ for this weapon,
the target suffers a mortal wound in addition to any other damage. 
| 40
|-
| Twin Rad-Cleanser || 9" || Assualt 2D6 || * || 0 || D3 || This weapon hits automatically, and it always wounds on a 3+
except against '''Titanic''' and '''Vehicle''' units agaist which it always wounds on a 6+. 
| 35
|-
| Hekaton Siege Claw || Melee || Melee || x2 || -4 || 6 || Subtrate 1 from the hit rolls made with this weapon. || 30
|-
| Reaper Chainsword || Melee || Melee || +6 || -3 || 6 || - || 30
|-
| Titanic Feet || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || D3 || Make 3 hit rolls for each attack made with this weapon, instead of 1. || 0
|}
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! Remaining W !! M !! WS !! BS
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| 13-24+ || 12” || 2+ || 2+
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| 7-12 || 9” || 3+ || 3+
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| 1-6 || 6” || 4+ || 4+
|}

Wargear Options:
*This model may replace its Reaper Chainsword with a Hekaton Siege Claw with an inbuilt twin rad cleanser

Abilities:
*Knights of the FLIPPED OVER TABLE!!!
*Really fucking huge and fucking scary
*FUCK THAT BITCH IS CRAZY!!!:
:*This model charges 4D3 instead of 2D6, but, In the Charge Phase, she must try to charge the closest enemy unit if possible. In addition, Roll D6 each time she suffers 2 damage or more from a single attack; on a 4+, the damage she suffered is halved (rounding up).

*SHIT’S GETTING WEIRD GUYS!!!:
:*This model has a 3+ invulnerability save; except against attacks which would hit or wound it on a roll of 6+, in which case this model only has a 6+ invulnerability against these attacks. In addition to this at the beginning of each of your turns roll a D6 for the current turn number (eg. If it’s your second turn you roll two dice), for each roll of 4+ this model may add 1 to its casting a denying rolls until the start of your next turn.

*Radioactive wrath: Ingrid's ancient weaponry literally gives those hit by it cancer, even ethereal beings and electronics are effected by the gamma waves produced by her, and watching your comrades body swell before your eyes with cancerous growths and ooze puss is liable to make you advance in the opposite direction to the enemy.
:*Units damaged by this model suffer a -1 to their leadership characteristic until the next turn.

Ingrid, the Infinitely Prolonged and Infinitely Insane is psyker and may cast and deny two powers a turn. She knows smite and Beckon Unreality.
*Beckon Unreality: Ingrid can channel her bizarre effect on real space, and channel it towards a single target, to the great discomfort of said target.
**WC 8, if manifested select an enemy unit (including characters, even if they are not the closest unit) of the caster. Until the start of your next, that unit suffers minus 1 to its movement, advance and charge distances, minus 1 to all its hit rolls and minus 1 to its invulnerability saves.

Faction Keywords: Imperium, Angry, Knight House Apoplectic

Keywords: Titanic, Vehicle, Knights Apoplectic, Character, Ingrid, the Infinitely Prolonged and Infinitely Insane