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===After the Heresy=== In the aftermath of the Great Betrayal, the Emperor had been incapacitated, and the Space Marines' numbers had been decimated by defections to Chaos and battle losses. The Infinity Destroyers were left as the largest loyal legion, and Goodfellow assumed the title of Lord Pimp of the Imperium. For years thereafter, Goodfellow deployed and led the Infinity Destroyers throughout the galaxy, reclaiming worlds lost to Chaos and preventing the loss of still others to rebellion or invasion from outside the Imperium. Goodfellow led the assault against the [[Eternal Zealots]] in the aftermath of the Heresy, and due to the vanity of [[Aubrey The Grey]], he utilised a surprise attack at the heart of the traitors and almost killed Aubrey in a duel. However, he and the Infinity Destroyers were greatly mistaken in their belief that the snake would die without the head, as indeed, the Eternal Zealots' symbol is a snake, a stubborn little asshole of the jungle. The Infinity Destroyers were soundly pushed back time and again by the traitor marines, undaunted at the near-loss of their Primarch. Goodfellow eventually said "Fuck this shit, I'm going to space" and bombarded the planet from above. Later, in a battle against the [[Lions Rampant]], Goodfellow would meet his end. Where Aubrey was essentially unchanged from his original Primarch form, Cromwald had been to the Eye of Terror, reaping the terrible powers therein, and had been elevated by Slaanesh to a mighty and fell Daemon Prince, no longer resembling a man, but his original purity of form corrupted and augmented by the ruinous powers. Cromwald was now a monstrous hybrid of a man and a hotrod, and had a rocket launcher for a dick. Each limb carried a poisoned chainsaw, and in the clash he stabbed Goodfellow in the neck; Goofdellow was interred in the Stasis field by the Apothecaries, and remains frozen in the instant of death, while Cromwald escaped back to the Eye of Terror. Currently, his mortal body remains in stasis, on the Shrine of Goodfellow deep within the Temple of Badassery, one of the coolest places in the entire Imperium. Some pilgrims claim that the Primarch's wounds are slowly recovering, a feat credited to the power of the Emperor. Others deny the phenomenon, and point out the sheer impossibility of change within the stasis field. Yet enough believe the stories to come and witness for themselves the miracle of the Primarch.
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