Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

=Warlord Traits=
*'''You’re the best, around, nothing’s ever going to keep you down''': Not all custodes are made equal, and this general is so cool that main battle cannon shots just glide off them.
**This model halves all damage received (rounding down, to a minimum of 1).

*'''FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR HERETICAL, PSYCHIC SHIT!!!''': FUCK I’M SO MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING SMITE!!!
**This model may deny 2 psychic powers each turn as if it was a psyker and adds 1 to its deny rolls.

*'''FUCK YOU I'M ADDING ONE TO ROLLS AS WELL!!!''': ONCE I’M DONE WITH PAPA SMURF HE’LL WISH HE HAD AN EYE OF TERROR FOR AN ANUS!!!
**'''ANGRY CUSTODES''' units within 2" add 1 to all their wound rolls in the fight phase.

*'''SURPRISE BITCHES!!!''': OW, YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREFUCLING SAFE FROM 9” DEEP STRIKES?!!!
**This model may be set up 9" or further away from enemy units at the end of any of your movement phases. If this model already has a similar ability then it is instead set up 6" or further away from enemy units at the end of any of your movement phases.

*'''Embodiment of the Great Fuckening''':
**This model adds 1 to its Movement, Strength, Attack and Wound characteristics.

*'''Great Orator of Insults and Profanity''': Some warlords spend their time they could spend fighting instead reading the Angry Marine texts (if you can call graffiti “texts”) on insults. 
**This unit adds 3 to its attack characteristic when attacking the enemy '''CHARACTER'''s, and the enemy warlord/s subtract 1 from their hit rolls that target this unit.