Editing Apples to Apples/Red Apples

'''/tg/-related red apple cards'''

As per the rules of [[Apples to Apples]], these cards are all [[wikipedia:noun|nouns]] that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.

Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke.  Link it to a wiki page if you like.  Try to keep the list in alphabetical order. 

-----

* [[Angry Marines]] - Spaaaaaace Marines that are angry, all the time, for the Emperor. ''GOD-DAMNIT!''
* [[Chess]] - A game of Kings.
* [[Creed]] - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places.
* [[Dice]] - Kinda probably "random" number generators that always seem to "generate" 1s.
* Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, [[Horo]].
* [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|The Emperor]] - God of Mankind in the 41st Millenium. Currently taking a centuries-long shit.
* Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
* [[Loli]] - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime
* [[Macha]] - Eldar Farseer who will never get some. ''Technically you're still a virgin because it was in the butt.''
* [[Pauldrons]] - The easiest way to locate your commander is to find the guy with the biggest pauldrons. That is him.
* [[PROMOTIONS]] - 
* [[Ruby_Quest_Characters#Ruby|Ruby]] - Bunnygirl that /tg/ collectively plays in Ruby Quest.
* [[Sisters of Battle]] - Adepta Sororitas, Nuns with Guns, Bolter Bitches.
* Soap - Makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you. Just don't drop it in prison.
* [[Tarrasque]] - Monstrous engine of destruction the Gods forgot how to turn off.
* [[Eric and the dread gazebo|Gazebo]] - It's a GAZEBO, Eric!
* [[Steel Rain]] - A tactic from the codex astartes used by a certain bald marine of the blood ravens chapter.
* [[Matt Ward]] - The Antichrist
* [[Dakka]] - You can never have enough. NEVER!
* Green - Its best.
* Red - Makes things go faster.
* Purple - Makes things sneaky.
* Blue - Makes things more dakka/more lucky. Also the color of Tau.
* [[Chaos Spawn|Spawn]] - GHAAWLPAEAWLP
* Blood - It's for the blood god.
* [[Dorf]] - Drunk midgets with beards who have lots of !!FUN!!
* [[Hat]] - Used to identify rank when pauldrons are unavailable. Also the currency in a certain war based hat simulator.
* [[Truly Immovable Rod]] - '''CLANG''' WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT