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"Only negotiate when you know which cup has been poisoned" -Koboldicus 12:21 "Man shall take what is His, and Kobold shall take what is Man's." -Koboldicus 43:15 "You did not do this. He was always dead before you got here." -Koboldicus 21:01 "Like many things in life, a bear-trap is not exclusively for bears." -Koboldicus 9:62 "Do not make them your enemies, for friends turn their backs on you much easier." -Koboldicus 03:01 "Only present yourself as an adversary, when you drew the short straw as diversion" -Koboldicus 20:83 "A superior kobold is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his trapmaking." -Koboldicus 13:32 "A kobold insufficiently skilled in the arts of treachery, trap-making, and fleeing is a corpse." -Koboldicus 1:22 "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig a pit trap" -Koboldicus 3:12 “Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?" -Koboldicus 5:45 "There shall be more traps in the Kobold underground, than stars in your heaven" -Koboldicus 6:48 "In matters of security, skulk in the darkness; in matters of defense, blind with fire!" -Koboldicus 7:7 "An arrow is not to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." -Koboldicus 7:37 "An ambush will be a success if the wordy ones fall, the dwarf will not care of your spears and bolts, nor priest your shock. The ones of least armour will be your greatest bane." -Koboldicus 29:1-3 "Preferable is a dinner of bark, dirt, and leather than eggshells or a younger sibling." -Koboldicus 12:40 "Prepare the trap with the hope it will not need to spring, and the expectation it will not misfire" -Koboldicus 7:28 "Trusting a gnome is more foolish than living in a cave with a roof of packed sand." -Koboldicus 3:24 "To those seeking great fame and wealth, let them. They will have more to take later on." -Koboldicus 12:6 "A kobold's two strengths are his cunning and his tribe. Without one is danger, without two is death." -Koboldicus 7:25 "When rocks fall, everyone dies." -Koboldicus 9:38 “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Preferably like with a hole, or fire” -Koboldicus 11:0 “Some kobolds kills with arrows, some with traps.” -Koboldicus 15:1 “If you spring the trap before it's ripe, The tears of repentance you'll certainly wipe; But if once you let the ripe moment go, You can never wipe off the tears of woe” -Koboldicus 5:11 "Never trust Grokk with your meal. He will definitly eat it, for he is a lousy, useless fartbrain! Yes. that comes into the book, now keep writing." - Koboldicus 36:31
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