Koboldicus

"Only negotiate when you know which cup has been poisoned" -Koboldicus 12:21

"Man shall take what is His, and Kobold shall take what is Man's." -Koboldicus 43:15

"You did not do this. He was always dead before you got here." -Koboldicus 21:01

"Like many things in life, a bear-trap is not exclusively for bears." -Koboldicus 9:62

"Do not make them your enemies, for friends turn their backs on you much easier." -Koboldicus 03:01

"Only present yourself as an adversary, when you drew the short straw as diversion" -Koboldicus 20:83

"A superior kobold is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his trapmaking." -Koboldicus 13:32

"A kobold insufficiently skilled in the arts of treachery, trap-making, and fleeing is a corpse." -Koboldicus 1:22

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig a pit trap" -Koboldicus 3:12

“Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?" -Koboldicus 5:45

"There shall be more traps in the Kobold underground, than stars in your heaven" -Koboldicus 6:48

"In matters of security, skulk in the darkness; in matters of defense, blind with fire!" -Koboldicus 7:7

"An arrow is not to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." -Koboldicus 7:37

"An ambush will be a success if the wordy ones fall, the dwarf will not care of your spears and bolts, nor priest your shock. The ones of least armour will be your greatest bane." -Koboldicus 29:1-3

"Preferable is a dinner of bark, dirt, and leather than eggshells or a younger sibling." -Koboldicus 12:40

"Prepare the trap with the hope it will not need to spring, and the expectation it will not misfire" -Koboldicus 7:28

"Trusting a gnome is more foolish than living in a cave with a roof of packed sand." -Koboldicus 3:24

"To those seeking great fame and wealth, let them. They will have more to take later on." -Koboldicus 12:6

"A kobold's two strengths are his cunning and his tribe. Without one is danger, without two is death." -Koboldicus 7:25

"When rocks fall, everyone dies." -Koboldicus 9:38

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Preferably like with a hole, or fire” -Koboldicus 11:0

“Some kobolds kills with arrows, some with traps.” -Koboldicus 15:1

“If you spring the trap before it's ripe, The tears of repentance you'll certainly wipe; But if once you let the ripe moment go, You can never wipe off the tears of woe” -Koboldicus 5:11

"Never trust Grokk with your meal. He will definitly eat it, for he is a lousy, useless fartbrain! Yes. that comes into the book, now keep writing." - Koboldicus 36:31