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{{Topquote|'''I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!'''|The [[meme]] about sharks}} '''Sharks''' (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark. Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]]. If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery. ==Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons== Almost never. Instead you had the [[Bulette]], or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the [[Sahuagin]], which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below). ==Sharks in Warhammer 40K== [[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump. ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:Shark.jpg Image:Arachnoshark.jpg File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg Image:JAWSOME.jpg Image:Shark_(2).JPG Image:Shark_(3).jpg Image:Shark_(4).JPG Image:Shark_(5).JPG Image:Shark_(6).JPG Image:Shark_(7).jpg Image:SharkTale2.jpg Image:Shark_(8).jpg Image:Shark_(9).png Image:Nommy_shark.jpg Image:Sharkhead.jpg Image:Shark_(10).jpg </gallery> [[Category:Not related]]
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