Shit twinkie

This article covers a topic that, by its very nature, is a magnet for flamewars. Try not to get too assmad at what you're about to read.

This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail. Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.

This article contains something which makes absolutely no logical sense, such as Nazi Zombie Mercenaries, Fucking Space Orangutans, anything written by a certain Irish leper or Robin Crud-ace, or Wizards of the Coast hiring the fucking Pinkertons over a children’s card game. If you proceed, consider yourself warned.

This article or section is EXTRA heretical. Prepare to be purged.

It looked great when you saw it in the store. You bought it, took it home, unwrapped it, took a big bite... and instead of sweet sugar and creme filling, you got a mouthful of syphilitic sailor diarrhea.

A list of shit twinkies that /tg/ has bitten into

• Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
• Space Marine Codex 5th Edition
• 6th Edition Grey Knights and Blood Angels Codices
• 7th Edition Warhammer Fantasy Battle Chaos Daemons Codex
• Windows Vista
• The End Times