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{{Infobox Deity
|Name = Umberlee
|Symbol = [[File:Umberlee symbol.jpg|150px]]
|Aliases = The Bitch Queen, Queen of the Depths, the Wavemother
|Alignment = Chaotic Evil
|Divine Rank = Intermediate Goddess
|Pantheon = Faerûn
|Portfolio = Currents, ocean, sea winds, waves
|Domains = '''3E:''' Chaos, Destruction, Evil, Ocean, Storm, Water<br>'''4E:''' Sea, Storm<br>'''5E:''' Tempest
|Home Plane ='''[[Great Wheel]]:''' ''Blood Tor'' ([[Abyss]])<br>'''[[World Tree]]:''' Fury's Heart<br>'''[[World Axis]]:''' ''Blood Sea'' (Deep Wilds)
|Worshippers = Coastal dwellers, sailors, [[kraken]]s, [[Therianthrope|weresharks]]
|Favoured Weapon = ''Drowning Death'' (Trident)
}}
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'''Umberlee''' is the [[Forgotten Realms]] goddess of the ocean, currents, sea wind, and waves.


'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
Unusually for an evil deity, especially a chaotic evil one, Umberlee has a schtick beyond death cults and conspiracies to take over the world. As goddess of the ocean, she runs temples in civilized port towns that shake down sailors for offerings in exchange for safe passage. And yes, "Biiiitch Kween" is one of her actual titles.


They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
She hates the shit out of [[Valkur]] because he protects sailors, rudely cockblocking her efforts to drown them.


== Forums ==
==Dogma==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
The sea is a savage place, and those that travel it had best be willing to pay the price of challenging Umberlee's domain. Fair offerings bring fair winds to sea travelers, but those that do not pay their respects will find that the sea is as cold as Umberlee's heart. Spread the word of the might of Umberlee, and let no service be done in her name without a price. Make folk fear the wind and wave unless a [[cleric]] of Umberlee is there to protect them. Slay those who ascribe sea and shore storms to [[Talos]].  
 
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== Events ==
File:Umberlee p83.jpg|Thought you could get passage without paying me, did you?
The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene. These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
* '''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Latest revision as of 15:45, 23 June 2023

Umberlee
Aliases The Bitch Queen, Queen of the Depths, the Wavemother
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Divine Rank Intermediate Goddess
Pantheon Faerûn
Portfolio Currents, ocean, sea winds, waves
Domains 3E: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, Ocean, Storm, Water
4E: Sea, Storm
5E: Tempest
Home Plane Great Wheel: Blood Tor (Abyss)
World Tree: Fury's Heart
World Axis: Blood Sea (Deep Wilds)
Worshippers Coastal dwellers, sailors, krakens, weresharks
Favoured Weapon Drowning Death (Trident)
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Umberlee is the Forgotten Realms goddess of the ocean, currents, sea wind, and waves.

Unusually for an evil deity, especially a chaotic evil one, Umberlee has a schtick beyond death cults and conspiracies to take over the world. As goddess of the ocean, she runs temples in civilized port towns that shake down sailors for offerings in exchange for safe passage. And yes, "Biiiitch Kween" is one of her actual titles.

She hates the shit out of Valkur because he protects sailors, rudely cockblocking her efforts to drown them.

Dogma[edit | edit source]

The sea is a savage place, and those that travel it had best be willing to pay the price of challenging Umberlee's domain. Fair offerings bring fair winds to sea travelers, but those that do not pay their respects will find that the sea is as cold as Umberlee's heart. Spread the word of the might of Umberlee, and let no service be done in her name without a price. Make folk fear the wind and wave unless a cleric of Umberlee is there to protect them. Slay those who ascribe sea and shore storms to Talos.

  • Thought you could get passage without paying me, did you?
    Thought you could get passage without paying me, did you?
The Deities of Forgotten Realms
Lawful Neutral Chaotic
Good Ilmater • Nobanion • Torm • Tyr Chauntea • Deneir • Eldath • Enlil • Gwaeron Windstrom • Lathander • Mielikki • Milil • Mystra • Shiallia Lliira • Lurue • Selûne • Sharess • Sune • Tymora • Valkur
Neutral Azuth • Helm • Hoar • Jergal • Kelemvor • Red Knight • Savras • Siamorphe • Ulutiu Akadi • Ao • Auppenser • Gond • Grumbar • Istishia • Karsus • Kossuth • Oghma • Silvanus • Tempus • Ubtao • Waukeen Finder Wyvernspur • Ibrandul • Leira • Mask • Shaundakul • Uthgar
Evil Asmodeus • Bane • Gargauth • Gilgeam • Iyachtu Xvim • Loviatar Auril • Bhaal • Myrkul • Shar • Velsharoon Beshaba • Cyric • Garagos • Malar • Moander • Talona • Talos • Umberlee
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