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[[File:Skelerotic Warrior.png|thumb|right|400px|It separates, AND supports!]]
A common trend in trafitional games is for armor to put an emphasis on from at the expense of function. The rule of "because it's cool" usually keeps the suspension of disbelief under control, but there are cases where it simply looks too stupid to work yet somehow manages to do so anyway.


==See Also==
*[[Pauldrons]]
==Gallery==
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File:Hoplitearmor.jpg
File:Penisarmor.jpg|Yes, as anyone familiar with the complex, nuanced relationship men have with their cocks could guess, codpieces were sometimes incorporated directly into suits of plate armor.
File:Bronzecuirass.JPG|The Greeks were always big fans of Nipple Armor.
File:Two hoplites.jpg|Correction: the Greeks were flaming ass-bandits.
File:Biggerpenisarmor.jpg|Nevar enough girth!
File:Female-gladiator-statue.jpg
File:Muscle_Cuirass.jpg|Another venerable example of Nipple Armor, [[Blood Angels]]-approved thousands of years before they ever existed.
File:Roman_Gladiator_Armor.jpg. The exposed chest is considered to be the combatant's badge of pride. If you've pierced that, you've stabbed him right in his honor. [[Oglaf| No, his ''other'' honor!]]
</gallery></center>
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