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The shit [[Rule 63]] version for Space Marines.
There is no tactic more effective for [[RAGE|enraging]] a die-hard [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] fanboy than discussing/drawing '''Female Space Marines'''. According to [[Games Workshop]] [[canon]], the gene-seed implants and various other procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, many on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. Sometimes it is pointed out that back in the [[Rogue Trader]] days, Games Workshop did briefly produce two power-armoured female models, but they were changed to "Female Adventurers in Power Armour" and were never meant to represent female Marines.
RAGE is generated by the tactic in two distinct ways; either the neckbeard(s) assume that the creator of the works in question is unaware of this particular piece of Space Marine [[fluff]], and rage about his or her ignorance; failing that, it becomes clear that they are well aware of the fluff regarding these matters and willingly chose to disregard it, sending the poor neckbeards into fits of spastic rage that anyone would dare deliberately defile the sacrosanct canon of Games Workshop's masterpiece.
Games Workshop, on the other hand, officially don't give a damn what anyone does, as long as they keep buying overpriced models.
In canon terms, the Female version of the Spehss mahreens would be the [[Sisters of Battle]], although they're not exactly as powerful as a marine and they're basically a -4str, Rule 63 version.
==Summary==
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==See Also==
*[[Golden Aquilas]]: /tg/ homebrew chapter, designed to cause as much RAEG and accusations of derp as possible.
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Sisters of anger2.png|They are angry. It's their time of the month...Yikes
Image:1227373581722.gif|Lol. Why u mad though?
Image:Nidsrape.jpg|SEE THIS? ''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!''
Image:spessbitch.jpg|Not in fact [[Horo]].
File:Female_warhammer_40k_imperium_model_--_100D0212.jpg|She'd be even scarier if she took off that mask
File:Female_space_marine_warhammer_40k_model_--_Female_Warrior_Gabs.jpg|DYKE OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!
File:Female_space_marine_warhammer_40k_model_--_Female_Warrior_Jayne.jpg|Your eyes should start bleeding right about now.
File:Female_space_marine_warhammer_40k_--_Ingunna_Daughter_of_Russ_by_Greymark.jpg|PMS BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
</gallery></center>
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Latest revision as of 09:02, 16 February 2026