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| [[Image:Khorneflakes.jpg|thumb|right|Those aren't strawberries.]]
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| <div style="text-align:center;font-size:1.25em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em">“Blood for the Blood God; Skulls for the Skull Throne!”</div>
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| '''Khorne''' is the [[Chaos God]] of violence, war, battle, hate and [[rage]]. He is also the world's biggest corn flake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun. Then [[Gav Thorpe]] went and assraped the [[Chaos]] codex. Now Khorne's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. [[Kharn]] is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. Khorne's followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of [[Rip and tear|tearing shit up]] and being overcome with blood lust.
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| Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades. However, since [[Imperium|hyoomanz]] aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).
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| Khorne loathes [[Slaanesh]], as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. <strike>Evidence supports Khorne being ''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]'' for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood God a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.</strike> '''[[Rage|WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!]]'''
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| In ''[[Warhammer Fantasy]]'', Khorne has a personal sex slave called [[Valkia the Bloody]]. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow managed to "defeat" a greater daemon and [[FAIL|tried]] to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos. Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair with [[wikipedia:Billy Mays|Billy Mays]]), took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.
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| ==Fun Khorne facts==
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| * His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is.
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| * Khorne is gay for Billy Mays (He needs the OxyClean to clean up all the blood!)
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| * In truth, the [[Angry Marines]] are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. <strike>LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being heretics.</strike> <strike>'''BLAM! Heresy!'''</strike> '''FUCK YOU COMMISSAR! FUCK YOU!'''
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| * Khorne wields a greatsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.
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| * Khorne wears rings made from the skulls of usurper war gods on his hands.
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| * Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the first to become sentient (although [[Nurgle]] is the oldest).
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| * Khorne does it for the lulz.
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| * His sacred number is eight.
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| * The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof.
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| * Khorne invented the first tool of hitting stuff to allow humans to contribute to his throne, which at the time was known as the Skull Chair.
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| * It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.
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| * Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne.
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| * He farted 5 miles under Haiti. I think we all know what happened next.
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| * Khorne's favorite music is '''CLASSIC METAL!!!'''
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| * Khorne is best buddies with Nurgle
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| * Khorne did WTC, and is, therefore, a Jew.
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| * Khorne likes Nurgle because of his cooking and they are often seen working together at the annual [[Warp]] Cook-off. This is because Nurgle is the only Chaos God that cooks nice shit... Even if what he cooks has bits of his own intestine mixed in.
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| * Khorne beat the [[Empra]] in an arm wrestling match.
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| * The [[Nightbringer]] is Khorne's bitch.
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| * KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!
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| ==Gallery==
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| * [http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM] in ''Warhammer Fantasy'' (yes, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception)
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| * [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/4/44/Khornelook.jpg AND ANOTHER ONE!]
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers off the battlefield.
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| Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffels for the Blood God!
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| Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.
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| Image:Cultist-chan28.jpg|Khorne cultist.
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| Image:khorneberserker.png|Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.
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| Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.
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| Image:Serving_Gods_Khorne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg|Cultist-chan, being a [[troll|Jew]].
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| </gallery>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Brass]]
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| *[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne, also Primarch of World eaters
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| *[[World eaters]]
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| *[[Kharn|Kharn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around with.
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