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| [[Image:Macha NSFW.jpg|thumb|right|Poor Macha.]]'''Macha''' is an [[Eldar]] Farseer from [[Dawn of War]]. She can never get laid. She is alternately friends with or the sister of [[Taldeer]]. If sister, she's another daughter of [[Eldrad]] along with Taldeer. We're a little shaky on these things. Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked.
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| She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.
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| Recent development brings about the discovery that Macha is destined to be with the [[Emprah]], but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or the fact that she doesn't know at all and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is literally the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen.
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| ==Stories Featuring Macha==
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| * [[Imber]]
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| * [[The Ever Virgin]]
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Caerys]], another farseer
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Macha_9.png
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| Image:Macha_5.jpg
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| Image:Elite_Beat_Eldar_Divas_by_IronShrineMaiden.jpg
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| Image:Macha_1.png
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| Image:Macha_2.png
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| Image:Interruption by Chink.jpg
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| Image:Mon Keigh Fucker.jpg
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| Image:Macha_6.jpg
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| Image:Macha_7.png
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| Image:Macha_8.png
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| Image:Macha_10.png
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| Image:A_curious_love.gif
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| Image:Pancawks1.png
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| Image:MachaBummedOut.png
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| Image:MachaDiary.jpg
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| Image:Machataldeerfight.jpg
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| Image:Macha aid.png
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| Image:Macha ass.jpg
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| Image:Macha_Scum.png
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| Image:1224319230025.png
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| </gallery>
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| [[Category:Eldar]]
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