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==Why are they so useless?==
==Why are they so useless?==
To put things simply. It's because [[Angron]] fucking despise them and put them as the World Eater's equivalent of [[derp|cheerleaders]], unlike many other praetorian guards of other [[Primarchs]].
To put things simply. It's because [[Angron]] fucking despises them and put them as the World Eater's equivalent of [[derp|cheerleaders]], unlike many other praetorian guards of other [[Primarchs]].


Angron's disdain to his own bodyguards stem from his eternal [[Butthurt]] of failing to die with his gladiatorial family back in [[Nuceria]]. So seeing what he perceives as interlopers trying to 'mimic/replace' his compatriots filled Angron with immense [[RAGE]]. Combine this with Angron's recklessness in combat and high friendly fire incidents from the Primarch, and you have a bodyguard system that was less 'bodyguard' and more [[Derp|'animal handler']]. As such, they were only assembled when Angron goes into his bloody, retarded rampages. Devourers were therefore deployed <u>'''NOT'''</u> to protect their Primarch, but to protect fellow World Eaters from ''said'' Primarch.
Angron's disdain towards his own bodyguards stem from his eternal [[Butthurt]] of failing to die with his gladiatorial family back in [[Nuceria]]. So seeing what he perceives as interlopers trying to 'mimic/replace' his compatriots filled Angron with immense [[RAGE]]. Combine this with Angron's recklessness in combat and high friendly fire incidents from the Primarch (and keep in mind that this was ''before'' the Butcher's Nails really started to fuck with his mind), and you have a bodyguard system that was less 'bodyguard' and more [[Derp|'animal handler']]. As such, they were only assembled when Angron went into his bloody, retarded rampages. Devourers were therefore deployed <u>'''NOT'''</u> to protect their Primarch, but to protect fellow World Eaters from ''said'' Primarch.


Because of the fact that they spent more time [[Fail|restraining]] Angron than they were, butchering enemies, Angron and other World Eaters like [[Kharn the Betrayer|Kharn]] and Kargos considered the Devourers to be [[Eldar|weak-willed pussies]]; being overly concerned for their Primarch who cared nothing for them. Indeed, the [[EPIC FAIL|mightiest warriors of the World Eaters were able to best Devourers in single combat.]]
Because of the fact that they spent more time [[Fail|restraining]] Angron than they were, butchering enemies, Angron and other World Eaters like [[Kharn the Betrayer|Kharn]] and Kargos considered the Devourers to be [[Eldar|weak-willed pussies]]; being overly concerned for their Primarch who cared nothing for them. Indeed, the [[EPIC FAIL|mightiest warriors of the World Eaters were able to best Devourers in single combat.]]

Revision as of 13:22, 31 May 2023

Meet the most useless bodyguards in the entirety of the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy.

Devourers, those poor, poor Devourers. If you want an example of an Honour Guard more impotent and limped-dick than a Tau Ethereal Guard, than the Devourers from the World Eaters legion during the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy is a good bet to start off with.

Why are they so useless?

To put things simply. It's because Angron fucking despises them and put them as the World Eater's equivalent of cheerleaders, unlike many other praetorian guards of other Primarchs.

Angron's disdain towards his own bodyguards stem from his eternal Butthurt of failing to die with his gladiatorial family back in Nuceria. So seeing what he perceives as interlopers trying to 'mimic/replace' his compatriots filled Angron with immense RAGE. Combine this with Angron's recklessness in combat and high friendly fire incidents from the Primarch (and keep in mind that this was before the Butcher's Nails really started to fuck with his mind), and you have a bodyguard system that was less 'bodyguard' and more 'animal handler'. As such, they were only assembled when Angron went into his bloody, retarded rampages. Devourers were therefore deployed NOT to protect their Primarch, but to protect fellow World Eaters from said Primarch.

Because of the fact that they spent more time restraining Angron than they were, butchering enemies, Angron and other World Eaters like Kharn and Kargos considered the Devourers to be weak-willed pussies; being overly concerned for their Primarch who cared nothing for them. Indeed, the mightiest warriors of the World Eaters were able to best Devourers in single combat.

It is highly likely that the Devourers were dissolved post-Heresy, given how useless they were. Although a former Devourer by the name of Tarugar later formed a warband called...well...the Devourers.

Equipment

Nevertheless, despite their impotence, Devourers being honour guards and all, did wore some heavy equipment, such as Cataphractii Pattern Terminator Armour, alongside CQC weapons such as a Chain Glaive, Chain Spear or a Chainaxe.

Forces of the World Eaters
Leaders: Berzerker-Surgeon - Chaos Champion - Daemon Prince
The Eightbound - Lord of Khorne - Master of Execution
Troops: Chaos Spawn - Chaos Terminators
Jakhals - Khorne Berzerkers
Great Crusade
era:
Caedere - Devourers - Rampager
Red Butcher - Red Hand
Walkers: Berserker Dreadnought - Helbrute
Vehicles: Chaos Land Raider - Predator
Rhino - Vindicator
Seacraft: Ragnarok-class Oceanic Battleship
Spacecraft: Dreadclaw Assault Pod - Kharybdis
Daemon Engines: Blood Slaughterer - Brass Scorpion - Forgefiend - Defiler
Heldrake - Kytan - Lord of Skulls - Maulerfiend
Daemons: Bloodletters - Bloodcrushers - Flesh Hound
Auxiliaries: Cultists - Khorngors
Allies: Chaos Daemons - Chaos Space Marines