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The suffix -fag has probably started as a bad attempt at an insult somewhere back in the dark days of history. Soon it became so widespread and applicable to any form of belief, subculture, activity and so on, that it became obsolete. Today, the suffix -fag is just a slangism that carries no fixed positive or negative connotation by itself, and is used to describe someone simply as belonging to a certain group of people. As far as meaning is concerned, it could be replaced by something like "-person" (newfag -> new person). Whether a certain *-fag is used as an insult or not is instead derived from: a) the context of the discussion, especially the person using the word and; b) the part preceding the suffix and not the suffix itself.  It can even be used as a sign of affection.
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[[image:csgoto.jpg|thumb| Police sketch.]]
You are reading the 1d4chan article for '''C.S. Goto''', and this pleases him.


It has been noted that due to the suffix of -fag on 4chan can be as demeaning or endearing as the word "child" is to normal people. Plus implications of man-sex.
Cassern Sebastian Goto is a <s> Demon prince of [[Tzeentch]]</s> <s> [[Nurgle]]</s> black, Irish leper Daemon Prince of [[Tzeentch]] [[Khorne]] [[Slaanesh]], who is one of [[/tg/|/tg/'s]] most beloved [[Black Library]] authors. If you think that the aforementioned title is nonsensical, here's the reason. Slaanesh got so happy reading Eldar torture scenes so he got daemonned by him/her/hermie, Khorne got pissed off by that, but Khorne likes that so he got Daemonned, and Tzeentch loved the troll, so he got daemonned.His books contain plenty of [[Eldar]] torture scenes, and also completely disregard most [[Warhammer 40,000]] [[canon]]. Most likely because they are actually recycled versions of his old movie scripts (rejected by all studios with at least as much sense of self-preservation as a retarded lemming – i.e., all of them) from fifteen years ago, with just some names changed (this pleases him).


For example, a person from Europe might refer to himself as a Eurofag, with a neutral tone, simply indicating that he hails from Europe.  "Yeah, I'm a Eurofag, so I can't watch American football on my TV."
* [[Multilasers]], anyone?


A different (probably non-European) person might use it as an insult. In this case it is the "euro-" part that serves as the carrier of all known negative stereotypes and connotations about Europeans, by the insulting person's cultural viewpoint (e.g., "Shut up Eurofag, go suck some Muslim cock.")
* Oh yea. And Eldar. It's fucking CANON that the Aspect Warriors don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but '''theirs doesn't come off''') and return it to the Aspect Shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. Goto had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir. And they all worship [[Slaanesh]], including the entire Ulthwe Seer Council and [[Eldrad]] himself.


A third usage is almost the same as the first example, but with a more positive connotation. "Eurofags make the best music."
* Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire '''bullets'''.


;Namefag
* Or [[Craftworld|Biel-Tan's]] Avatar? Apparently he hasn't had his Wailing Doom sword for the past 3,000 years. And is dead.
:Someone who attributes a name to their posts on 4chan. Namefagging is generally considered a terrible thing, though /tg/ is more relaxed than some other boards on which tripfagging will lead to a 300+ post debate about the merits and disadvantages of identity on imageboards. Basically, don't do it unless you need to be distinguished from other Anonymous.


;Tripfag
* Everyone knows that [[Terminator]]s, wearing the ridiculously heavy armour that they do, are perfectly capable of performing backflips, right? No, not right, fucking stupid.
:Another way to differentiate from Anonymous. Tripcodes are like little keys, to show people that the other guy posting as BobsUrUnkle isn't really you. Much like namefagging, you should avoid this unless you are either a person of note outside of 4chan (such as the ghost of Gary Gygax posting on /tg/), or you use it to establish identity for a certain project (such as Weaver when running [[Ruby Quest|RubyQuest]]). No other purpose is acceptable.


;Newfag
* [[Land Raider]]s. They can transform into [[Razorback]]s now. (They also change back in under a page and a half.)
:A poster who has allegedly arrived at the current board or topic later than the person using the term. See also: [[summer|newfag summer]], a mostly imaginary menace people blame on dumb users.


;Oldfag
* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met a company of blood ravens who claimed there was a webway gate buried underneath. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise]]. Fucking Stupid.
:Basically the opposite of a newfag. This term is commonly used to describe how many years said person has surfed 4chan. Many /b/tards measure their e-peens with it:


Oldfag1: ''I am an oldfag, I have been on 4chan or 2years''
* [[Khorne|Khornate]] Sorcerer. ('''[[Rage|RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!]]''')


Oldfag2: ''Newfag! Im a real oldfag been here 2 years 6 months!''
* 180 pages of describing the gory (and non-canon) death of [[Taldeer]] (who is now a novice Farseer from Biel-Tan instead of a veteran from Ulthwe) during the events of Winter Assault. The resulting torture scenes rival Matt Ward for his sexist snuff obsessions.


Oldfag3: ''You both are newfags 2 years 7 months''
While similar accusations might be fairly leveled at almost any [[Black Library]] author, instead of the usual once-per-book or once-per-chapter, or even just once, against Goto you can count one for every page on average (sometimes more).


Oldfag4: ''I've been here since 2004, you newfags shut your infant mouths''
He is also the only Black Library writer to ever be so much of a pussy to try excusing himself with "having an artistic license" (which in his definition apparently means he's being free to screw the canon left, right and inside out however it fucking pleases him). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously — much like [[Doomrider]] — which pleases him.


Oldfags 1,2,3: ''Okay.jpg''
It is also a known fact that [[Matt Ward]] is another pen name for C.S. Goto. (What? You thought the books they wrote were similarly terrible by coincidence?)
;Drawfag
:A person who doodles images of varying relevance, sometimes with a surprising degree of skill. See the [[Drawfag|main article]].


;Writefag
Fortunately, though [[Games Workshop|GW]] demand that anything published through the Black Library be considered canon, they also state that canon doesn't necessarily mean ''true''. The work (in universe) may be written as Imperial propaganda, for example. Or in this case, the real-world fan fiction of a disabled child living in the slums of a hive city. C.S. Goto is not [[Ben Counter]], though he may wish he was.
:Any person on a message board who likes creating stories.  There's a [[Writefag|wiki page]] for it, and a [[:Category:Stories|category]] for their work.


;Touhoufag
[[Twilight|Still, it could get worse, just pray to the Emperor that it doesn't.]]
:Touhoufags are fans of the [[Touhou]] video game series, which you can ask /jp/ about.  You can recognize them by the image of little girls in frilly dresses they add to each message they post, sometimes weirdly relevant to the context of the thread.
:"Touhoufag" is a specific user on /tg/ (now b& indefinitely) with encyclopedic knowledge of [[Dungeons_&_Dragons_3rd_Edition|D&D 3.X]], [[D&D 4e]], and [[WoD]].  An army of Touhoufags (possibly including that one) are making D&D 4th edition [[Touhou Power Cards|power cards]] using Touhou fanart ripped from Danbooru.


;(whatever)fag
We have recently obtained information on his background confirming that at some point in his life he was butt-hurt by a man in a red robe. Well it's either that or approached by a salesman of these items.
:Any one person related in any way, shape or form to the (whatever) in the title. You can put anything there, seriously.  E.g.: "Eurofag," "Amerifag," "Mathfag," "4fag," "straightfag," "WoWfag," "FagFagFaggityFag-Fag". 
:The term for a "Japanfag" is [[Weeaboo]].


Common types of fags who are seen frequenting /tg/ are:
Which would explain his near-on obsessive need to fit the words red robe into nearly every paragraph and his desire to rape the established background of 40k.
*40kfags
*heresyfags
*Britfags


;Fag
==Gallery==
:Homosexual. Sometimes used as a generic insult, though usually with little effect. Can be referred to as a Fagfag or Gayfag.
<gallery>
::Faggot is also an archaic term for a bundle of sticks, specifically the pile of sticks that witches were burned over for being homosexual, most likely where 'fag' as colloquial language for a cigarette or a bassoon came from. This is also were the term "Flaming" came from.
Image:Multilasers.jpg|This is what C. S. Goto actually believes.
::As well as for meatballs. Not so archaic, though.
 
:OP. The [[OP]] of any thread is automatically considered one of these.
Image:GOTO_HH.png|Typical Goto heresy - Superb Cover clamped around manure.


== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:What_a_tremendous.jpg
</gallery>
</gallery>
==See Also==
* His website: http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html
** Read the interview. He ''KNOWS'' about the Multilasers, and all the stuff we said about him. He reads the pages and forums about him... and it pleases him. Yeah. He is almost an avatar of [[Tzeentch]], [[troll]]ing everything in his way. Well, he would be, except [[Nurgle]] just loves his utterly devastating fluff-corruptive powers.
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:RAGE]]
[[Category:Writers]]
[[category:Black Library]]

Revision as of 02:53, 23 March 2013

Police sketch.

You are reading the 1d4chan article for C.S. Goto, and this pleases him.

Cassern Sebastian Goto is a Demon prince of Tzeentch Nurgle black, Irish leper Daemon Prince of Tzeentch Khorne Slaanesh, who is one of /tg/'s most beloved Black Library authors. If you think that the aforementioned title is nonsensical, here's the reason. Slaanesh got so happy reading Eldar torture scenes so he got daemonned by him/her/hermie, Khorne got pissed off by that, but Khorne likes that so he got Daemonned, and Tzeentch loved the troll, so he got daemonned.His books contain plenty of Eldar torture scenes, and also completely disregard most Warhammer 40,000 canon. Most likely because they are actually recycled versions of his old movie scripts (rejected by all studios with at least as much sense of self-preservation as a retarded lemming – i.e., all of them) from fifteen years ago, with just some names changed (this pleases him).

  • Oh yea. And Eldar. It's fucking CANON that the Aspect Warriors don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but theirs doesn't come off) and return it to the Aspect Shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. Goto had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir. And they all worship Slaanesh, including the entire Ulthwe Seer Council and Eldrad himself.
  • Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire bullets.
  • Or Biel-Tan's Avatar? Apparently he hasn't had his Wailing Doom sword for the past 3,000 years. And is dead.
  • Everyone knows that Terminators, wearing the ridiculously heavy armour that they do, are perfectly capable of performing backflips, right? No, not right, fucking stupid.
  • 180 pages of describing the gory (and non-canon) death of Taldeer (who is now a novice Farseer from Biel-Tan instead of a veteran from Ulthwe) during the events of Winter Assault. The resulting torture scenes rival Matt Ward for his sexist snuff obsessions.

While similar accusations might be fairly leveled at almost any Black Library author, instead of the usual once-per-book or once-per-chapter, or even just once, against Goto you can count one for every page on average (sometimes more).

He is also the only Black Library writer to ever be so much of a pussy to try excusing himself with "having an artistic license" (which in his definition apparently means he's being free to screw the canon left, right and inside out however it fucking pleases him). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously — much like Doomrider — which pleases him.

It is also a known fact that Matt Ward is another pen name for C.S. Goto. (What? You thought the books they wrote were similarly terrible by coincidence?)

Fortunately, though GW demand that anything published through the Black Library be considered canon, they also state that canon doesn't necessarily mean true. The work (in universe) may be written as Imperial propaganda, for example. Or in this case, the real-world fan fiction of a disabled child living in the slums of a hive city. C.S. Goto is not Ben Counter, though he may wish he was.

Still, it could get worse, just pray to the Emperor that it doesn't.

We have recently obtained information on his background confirming that at some point in his life he was butt-hurt by a man in a red robe. Well it's either that or approached by a salesman of these items.

Which would explain his near-on obsessive need to fit the words red robe into nearly every paragraph and his desire to rape the established background of 40k.

Gallery

  • This is what C. S. Goto actually believes.
    This is what C. S. Goto actually believes.
  • Typical Goto heresy - Superb Cover clamped around manure.
    Typical Goto heresy - Superb Cover clamped around manure.

See Also

  • His website: http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html
    • Read the interview. He KNOWS about the Multilasers, and all the stuff we said about him. He reads the pages and forums about him... and it pleases him. Yeah. He is almost an avatar of Tzeentch, trolling everything in his way. Well, he would be, except Nurgle just loves his utterly devastating fluff-corruptive powers.
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