Fury: Difference between revisions
1d4chan>Saladofstones No edit summary |
1d4chan>Derpysaurus No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File:Fury.png|250px|right|thumb|Pictured here, not as threatening as they look.]] | |||
Chaos flying monkeys! | Chaos flying monkeys! | ||
No seriously that is what they are and what they shall always be and while all the fans agree they are expendable, half think of them as pretty funny and practice the whole "fly, fly my pretties!" line when they are using them while others consider them just meh and fling them at the nearest [[Tau]] fire warriors squad to soak up the plasma. | No seriously that is what they are and what they shall always be and while all the fans agree they are expendable, half think of them as pretty funny and practice the whole "fly, fly my pretties!" line when they are using them while others consider them just meh and fling them at the nearest [[Tau]] fire warriors squad to soak up the plasma. | ||
Furies (No not [[Furries]]) look like winged, leathery gargoyles and come from all colors of the rainbow. Most of the time they are treated as the butt monkeys of Chaos and are often there to get blasted into smithereens and mulched into pulp in any 40k novel either starring the Imperium or Chaos. Even the [[Khornholio|winiest of Cultists]] get more respect by their own commanders rather than the Furies. Yeah their that shat upon. | |||
They are mortals who couldn't stick with one chaos god out of greed and so lost out when they died since no-one wanted them. Important lesson kids: the Gods can mess you around as much as they like but if you have ideas above your station...prepare to be a winged mongrel for all your afterlife. Being the weakest of daemonkind, they get picked on by all the other lesser daemons (the irony in the term 'lesser' here is quite delicious). | They are mortals who couldn't stick with one chaos god out of greed and so lost out when they died since no-one wanted them. Important lesson kids: the Gods can mess you around as much as they like but if you have ideas above your station...prepare to be a winged mongrel for all your afterlife. Being the weakest of daemonkind, they get picked on by all the other lesser daemons (the irony in the term 'lesser' here is quite delicious). | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 1 August 2016
Chaos flying monkeys!
No seriously that is what they are and what they shall always be and while all the fans agree they are expendable, half think of them as pretty funny and practice the whole "fly, fly my pretties!" line when they are using them while others consider them just meh and fling them at the nearest Tau fire warriors squad to soak up the plasma.
Furies (No not Furries) look like winged, leathery gargoyles and come from all colors of the rainbow. Most of the time they are treated as the butt monkeys of Chaos and are often there to get blasted into smithereens and mulched into pulp in any 40k novel either starring the Imperium or Chaos. Even the winiest of Cultists get more respect by their own commanders rather than the Furies. Yeah their that shat upon.
They are mortals who couldn't stick with one chaos god out of greed and so lost out when they died since no-one wanted them. Important lesson kids: the Gods can mess you around as much as they like but if you have ideas above your station...prepare to be a winged mongrel for all your afterlife. Being the weakest of daemonkind, they get picked on by all the other lesser daemons (the irony in the term 'lesser' here is quite delicious).
Other daemons treat Furies in the same way an Ork does a grot; potentially useful at times and a snack always if they get hungry. Such is the life when you are lowest on the ladder...
