Macha

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Poor Macha.

Macha is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War infamous for being a 4000+ year-old virgin. Like Taldeer, she's another daughter of Eldrad (as far as /tg/ canon is concerned). Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked (many of which can be seen below).

She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

Later developments brought about the theory that Macha is destined to be with the Emprah,HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LOOK AT MY BRIDE'S NAKED BODY!! *BLAM* but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or the fact that she doesn't know about it at all and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen.

For a while, she died, no thanks to C.S. Goto, but she got better (she was only a little dead).

Macha has had anal sex, frequently in fact, but it has always been with a Callidus Assassin masquerading as someone or another. While initially traumatizing for her, Macha has accepted this fact and views the unnamed Callidus as her sort-of girlfriend. Whether this makes Macha bisexual or not (considering that the Callidus always takes male form when they interact) is up for debate.

Often drawn by Chink before he left /tg/ for Skullgirls.

Stories Featuring Macha

• Imber
• The Ever Virgin
• Chris Orksen, Macha gets vanned for trying to pedo-sex human male children.
• Macha writes a fapfic - Macha accidentally frees the Star Child from the Warp.
• The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy - Sometimes miracles really do happen.

See Also

• Caerys, another farseer
• Gabriel Angelos, an old crush of Macha's, although he was chem-gelded (which made bedding him out of the question)
• Callidus, Macha's stalker that keeps tricking her into thinking she's getting it on with a guy... EVERYDAY. And she falls for it... EVERY TIME.
• Macha's Vacation

Gallery

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  She's our favorite Sexy Loser
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  Macha while writing her fap-fic
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  This pic has Macha, boobs, whiskey, porno, heresy, a natural twenty, xenos love, the Emperor, a fallen paladin of sorts, chainmail on the armor on the floor, and -4 STR. The Emperor himself knows not what to make of this.
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  Macha encounters the faptau
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  Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work
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  Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment
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  This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR
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  Macha meets Chris-Chan.
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  You better BELIEVE IT.
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  The man who opened her wraithbone.
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  Heresy is in the air!
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