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Back in the days before [[Slaanesh]], humanity had whole planets dedicated to housing criminals, a fair number of them were barely habitable heavy gravity worlds for some reason. Then the fucking [[Eldar]] gave birth to Slaanesh and society fell apart and these prisons were left isolated. The convicts then got out and proceeded to go nuts in orgies of violence and sex. For the next few thousand years these louts ate food and drank water and moonshine with large amounts of mercury and lead in them, were subject to unhealthy doses of radiation, engaged in plenty of incest and leadership was determined by who was the best at beating others with lead pipes. By the time the [[Emperor]], there were dozens of planets full of | Back in the days before [[Slaanesh]], humanity had whole planets dedicated to housing criminals, a fair number of them were barely habitable heavy gravity worlds for some reason. Then the fucking [[Eldar]] gave birth to Slaanesh and society fell apart and these prisons were left isolated. The convicts then got out and proceeded to go nuts in orgies of violence and sex. For the next few thousand years these louts ate food and drank water and moonshine with large amounts of mercury and lead in them, were subject to unhealthy doses of radiation, engaged in plenty of incest and leadership was determined by who was the best at beating others with lead pipes. By the time the [[Emperor]] got around to reunifying human civilization, there were dozens of planets full of durable, strong, three-meter tall dudes called Ogryns. | ||
Though the [[Imperium of Man]] typically destroyed anything too divergent from the human form, the Ogryns DNA was stable enough to classify as a new evolution. The [[Imperial Guard]] has been using Ogryns as heavy shock troopers for millennia, helped by the Ogryns massive strength, iron-hard loyalty to the Emperor, and literal mindedness. Particularly intelligent Ogryns are given genetic enhancements called Bio Ogryn Neural Enhancement (BONE) and become BONE'EADs, effectively sergeants | Though the [[Imperium of Man]] typically destroyed anything too divergent from the human form, the Ogryns DNA was stable enough to classify as a new evolution. The [[Imperial Guard]] has been using Ogryns as heavy shock troopers for millennia, helped by the Ogryns' massive strength, iron-hard loyalty to the Emperor, and literal mindedness. Particularly intelligent Ogryns are given genetic enhancements called Bio Ogryn Neural Enhancement (BONE) and become BONE'EADs, effectively squad sergeants. | ||
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Back in the days before Slaanesh, humanity had whole planets dedicated to housing criminals, a fair number of them were barely habitable heavy gravity worlds for some reason. Then the fucking Eldar gave birth to Slaanesh and society fell apart and these prisons were left isolated. The convicts then got out and proceeded to go nuts in orgies of violence and sex. For the next few thousand years these louts ate food and drank water and moonshine with large amounts of mercury and lead in them, were subject to unhealthy doses of radiation, engaged in plenty of incest and leadership was determined by who was the best at beating others with lead pipes. By the time the Emperor got around to reunifying human civilization, there were dozens of planets full of durable, strong, three-meter tall dudes called Ogryns.
Though the Imperium of Man typically destroyed anything too divergent from the human form, the Ogryns DNA was stable enough to classify as a new evolution. The Imperial Guard has been using Ogryns as heavy shock troopers for millennia, helped by the Ogryns' massive strength, iron-hard loyalty to the Emperor, and literal mindedness. Particularly intelligent Ogryns are given genetic enhancements called Bio Ogryn Neural Enhancement (BONE) and become BONE'EADs, effectively squad sergeants.