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Rogal Dorn is the [[Primarch]] of the [[Imperial Fists]] Chapter, which was a Legion before [[Horus]] [[Horus Heresy|fucked everything up]]. He is also regarded as being kind of an asshole towards his siblings.
Rogal Dorn is the [[Primarch]] of the [[Imperial Fists]] Chapter, which was a Legion before [[Horus]] [[Horus Heresy|fucked everything up]].
The Imperial Fists are quite famous for fortifying the shit out of everything and [[Noobs|INTENSE CAMPING]] which pisses off every other race. They are highly likely the reason that the [[Emprah]] didn't get raped by Horus during a certain (totally awesome) siege.
His evil twin/Brother is [[Perturabo]], Primarch of the [[Iron Warriors]], who turned to [[Chaos]] because he was one of Horus's ass slaves. As Perturabo constantly fucks up all of Rogal's shit, Rogal has developed a special kind of [[RAGE|rage]] towards him. His being an asshole wasn't limited to just Perturabo, though - he also had problems with [[Corax]], [[Konrad Curze|Curze]], [[Alpharius]], [[Leman Russ|Russ]], and.... Really anyone who wasn't [[Lion El'Jonson|the Lion]], [[Sanguinius]], or [[Roboute Guilliman|Guilliman]]. In the case of Alpharius, him and Guilliman being a pair of giant assholes is what eventually led to Alpharius saying "fuck that" and signing up with Horus.
During the Siege of Terra, Rogal went with the Emprah and [[Sanguinius]] to Horus's battle barge to face the traitor. When the Emprah totally fucked up Horus, Rogal [[Creed|''seemingly'' came out of nowhere]] and saved his ass, then got all pissy about it because he was only a few seconds short, and found Sanguinius dead and the Emprah dying. Surprisingly, he did not turn into an [[Angry Marine]], but still whines about it like some emo bitch who can't move on, which Corax purportedly found painfully ironic.
When [[Roboute Guilliman]] showed off the [[Codex Astartes]] and demanded that the Space Marine Legions break up into Chapters, Dorn lead the opposition against it, and only submitted after [[Imperial Navy|those cowards]] opened fire on his fleet, deciding that tradition ''really'' wasn't worth starting another civil war over.
Much later, after the [[Second Founding]], he declared to everyone that he'd capture his nemesis, [[Perturabo]], inside a metal cage. Pert then trolled Dorn by setting up the "Eternal Fortress", which was fortification after fortification that led into a fortress that Perturabo was residing in. It took the Imperial Fists three weeks to wade through the shit Perturabo set up. However, it was too late for Dorn to realize that he has just been trolled by Pert. When his Imperial Fist strike force reached the actual fortress, it was actually empty - a giant, centrally-open kill-zone with virtually no cover - and with the Iron Warriors waiting in ambush. Suffice to say, the Imperial Fists then got their asses handed to them, and wound up having to [[Grimdark|use their fallen brethren for cover]] up until the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] came in and rescued them. By the time they escaped the planet, the casualties that the Fists had taken were enormous.
Soon after this, Rogal got in a big-ass ship and got pwned by [[Angron]] in the first [[Abaddon|Black Crusade]], therefore proving that RAEG ends all things and how Angron is among the only Chaos Primarchs that actually [[/tg/ gets shit done|gets anything done]] these days.
