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==A Quote from the Actress==
==A Quote from the Actress==
''"Oh yeah, there are, like, '''15 people in the world''' that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion."'' -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s [[/tg/ gets shit done|experts]]
''"Oh yeah, there are, like, '''15 people in the world''' that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion."'' -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s [[/tg/ gets shit done|experts]]
==Alice and [[/tg/]]==
Alice is considered the worst possible combination of traits - [[That Guy]] paired with a [[Mary Sue]] and blended with a self-insertion. Picture every 13-year old [[Forgotten Realms]] fan's [[Dungeons and Dragons]] character, only backed with enough money to literally force the resulting [[Elf|Drizz't]]-clone into everyone's fucking face. Almost every [[DM]] can point at Alice and immediately use her as a classic example of how to utterly fail on every level.
[[User:Jaimas|This faggot]] rather infamously ran a d20 Modern campaign in which the players had to hunt down and kill the godlessly-powerful [[Mary Sue]] using their witz and copious amounts of high explosives. Shenanigans and high adventure alike ensued. [[Target: Alice|You can read about it here]].


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 03:07, 21 October 2016

This is a /v/ related article, which we tolerate because it's relevant and/or popular on /tg/... or we just can't be bothered to delete it.
This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail.
Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.
This user is bad, and you should feel bad about him.
Quite possibly the biggest Mary Sue in the history of fiction.

Good sweet zombie Emprah, no.

Goddamnit, no. I know we needed a fucking article on this, but...

Fuck it. Fine. Let's go. Alice Abernathy, also known as Janus Prospero.

A Quote from the Actress

"Oh yeah, there are, like, 15 people in the world that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion." -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s experts

See Also

External Links

A link to a review of one of these movies.