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Klan Scraplootas, Orks extrordinaire. Except without many Orks. And a lot of Grots. | |||
== Who are Klan Scraplootas? == | |||
Klan Scraplootas are a minor Ork clan who managed to net a surprising victory in stealing a Chaos titan, and making it their own. They have very few Orks in the clan, it is primarily made up of waves upon waves of Gretchin, but this ended up working in their favour during the looting of the titan. They sent an army of Grots in a suicide mission to capture the titan at all costs, and in an utter miracle, they managed. Overwhelming the chaos forces, they successfully forced the chaos out of the district, and took the Titan as a prize. | |||
== Notable characters == | |||
'''War Boss: Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik''' | |||
Although known for krumpin' a whole lot of Dark Eldar, Dursnik's proudest moment was definitely the capturing of the Chaos Titan. He was so proud of it, he put it into his name. He claims the success was down to his genius skills in planning and executing a battle, but in truth it was because he has more Grots than sense. | |||
'''Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Tinka Zizzbitz''' | |||
Zizzbitz is the most prominent Mekboy in the clan, and the first mate to the Warboss' captain. He has a lot of power and sway, and is in charge of the Scraplootas' sprawling industrial output. | |||
'''Titan/Pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris''' | |||
After beating up every other Ork who tried to get in his way, Boris was allowed to pilot the Titan for the first time. He did a reasonable enough job of it, but enjoyed it so much he decided he wasn't going to let anyone else have a go. Ever. He has stayed inside the control room of the Titan since that day, which has sent him ever so slightly mad. He now believes he IS the Titan, speaking through its PA system, referring to himself as Boris the Titan, and smashing anyone who tries to take his "body" away from him. | |||
Titan | Fortunately, Boris still believes the War Boss is in charge, so he follows orders like any other Ork, albeit a bit bigger. The Titan itself is kept running by countless numbers of grots in the inside, who somehow manage to keep the smoky, hellish insides of the Orkified Titan working. | ||
'''Da Blue Grot: [[Blue]] (and her drone, Mr Squig)''' | |||
See the page for [[Blue]] for more information. | |||
== Quotes == | |||
>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH | |||
>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! | |||
== Detailed information == | |||
WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE? | WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE? | ||
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Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY | Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY | ||
>Warboss | >Warboss/Kaptin | ||
GORK or MORK? | GORK or MORK? | ||
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>We made it orkier! | >We made it orkier! | ||
Revision as of 19:56, 31 July 2012
Klan Scraplootas, Orks extrordinaire. Except without many Orks. And a lot of Grots.
Who are Klan Scraplootas?
Klan Scraplootas are a minor Ork clan who managed to net a surprising victory in stealing a Chaos titan, and making it their own. They have very few Orks in the clan, it is primarily made up of waves upon waves of Gretchin, but this ended up working in their favour during the looting of the titan. They sent an army of Grots in a suicide mission to capture the titan at all costs, and in an utter miracle, they managed. Overwhelming the chaos forces, they successfully forced the chaos out of the district, and took the Titan as a prize.
Notable characters
War Boss: Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik
Although known for krumpin' a whole lot of Dark Eldar, Dursnik's proudest moment was definitely the capturing of the Chaos Titan. He was so proud of it, he put it into his name. He claims the success was down to his genius skills in planning and executing a battle, but in truth it was because he has more Grots than sense.
Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Tinka Zizzbitz
Zizzbitz is the most prominent Mekboy in the clan, and the first mate to the Warboss' captain. He has a lot of power and sway, and is in charge of the Scraplootas' sprawling industrial output.
Titan/Pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris
After beating up every other Ork who tried to get in his way, Boris was allowed to pilot the Titan for the first time. He did a reasonable enough job of it, but enjoyed it so much he decided he wasn't going to let anyone else have a go. Ever. He has stayed inside the control room of the Titan since that day, which has sent him ever so slightly mad. He now believes he IS the Titan, speaking through its PA system, referring to himself as Boris the Titan, and smashing anyone who tries to take his "body" away from him.
Fortunately, Boris still believes the War Boss is in charge, so he follows orders like any other Ork, albeit a bit bigger. The Titan itself is kept running by countless numbers of grots in the inside, who somehow manage to keep the smoky, hellish insides of the Orkified Titan working.
Da Blue Grot: Blue (and her drone, Mr Squig)
See the page for Blue for more information.
Quotes
>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH
>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
Detailed information
WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?
>Freelooterz
COLOR
>Yellow
Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY
>Warboss/Kaptin
GORK or MORK?
>Gork
WUT E DID WUZ
>Krumped loads o' spikey pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)
HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?
>Not much
We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?
>Grots
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
>Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.
>Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!
>One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!
Wot did we do wit it?
>We made it orkier!