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'''Color Sergeant Jarran Kell''' is the right-hand man to [[Creed|Lord-Castellan Creed]] and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED. He's hooked up to a vox system that amplifies his voice over the battlefield, allowing him to give out Creed's orders. Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with the boistrous, expansive Kell. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that [[Cadia]] has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade.
'''Color Sergeant Jarran Kell''' is the right-hand man to [[Creed|Lord-Castellan Creed]] and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED. He's a big guy who has the triple duty of keeping his commander alive, keeping his banner aloft and bellow into the vox system he's hooked up to to make sure the whole battlefield hears Creed's orders (which is stupid, the enemy... {{BLAM|'''*BLAM* IT IS AWESOME! BE SILENT, HERETIC!'''}}). Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with the boistrous, expansive Kell. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that [[Cadia]] has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade.


He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get mega wrecked by Abbadon. He will be missed.  
He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get [[anal circumference|mega-wrecked]] by [[Abbadon]]. He will be missed.  
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Revision as of 12:04, 25 September 2017

Color Sergeant Jarran Kell is the right-hand man to Lord-Castellan Creed and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED. He's a big guy who has the triple duty of keeping his commander alive, keeping his banner aloft and bellow into the vox system he's hooked up to to make sure the whole battlefield hears Creed's orders (which is stupid, the enemy... *BLAM* IT IS AWESOME! BE SILENT, HERETIC!). Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable friendship with the boistrous, expansive Kell. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that Cadia has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade.

He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get mega-wrecked by Abbadon. He will be missed.

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