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The Primarch of the Raven Guard.
[[File:Corax.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Poor guy got fucked nearly as hard as the [[Lamenters]].]]
His most notable characteristic was that he was some emo piece of shit that got owned then became a total pothead. Also spent a lot of time making retarded emo poetry. On the other hand he also kicked a shitload of ass, so it almost balances out. Sort of.


[[File:Corax.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Even an emofag can be badass when the EMPRAH is one's pappy.]]
The Primarch of the [[Raven Guard]]. Corax was big on fast assaults and is notorious both for being the head of one of the hardest-hit chapters during the [[Horus Heresy]] and for the steps Corax took to try to help the Imperium, as well as the self-imposed exile he put himself to in an attempt to atone for what he had caused. Whilst [[/tg/]] oft jokes that he's emo, he's also a complete badass, like a lot of the Primarchs, and unlike [[Roboute Guilliman|this fucker]] actually [[/tg/ gets shit done|got shit done]].


==History==
When the Emperor was doing his "awesome pwn the galaxy and other awesome shit" plan he created [[Space Marine|twenty fuck-hard dudes]] who would be his generals. But then [[Chaos]] was like "you'll never rule da galaxy. Mwa hahahahaha." And then they stole the babies and sent them to random planets in weird space pods. One had a dude whose name was Corax. [[Grimdark|He landed on a gay planet where everyone was a slave]] who were watched by some pretty mean guards which meant that whatever fuck-head ruled this bit of rock had an unlimited source of [[HURR|manpower]]. Well it was a typical grimdark day for those slaves. You know, "make weapons for the soldiers so they can oppress us" when they discovered some random white skinned child who became Corax, "The Deliverer" in their language, they kept him from their DICKtators who didn't really give a shit, training him in a lot of different skills so that one day he could go up to the DICKtator and fucking knock the shit out of him and become a leader.
Taught to be a leader as well as a [[Heresy|rebel]], he began his job by bossing the workers into squads, making the best of the best into squad leaders. He then was like "[[Heresy| let's build a  huge stockpile of weapons, so that we can not be slaves!" Then everyone was like "YAY!" So then they hid shit by placing them in secret factories and whatnot.He then ordered a campaign of psychological warfare,by starting riots and strikes to get followers in the worker's rebellion and to stretch the garrison strength and morale to breaking point]]. Waiting for the best time, Corax's army did their thang, by capturing some security points.


When the DICKtators struck back, Corax was ready for them. He outmaneuvered, out gunned and out-everything,and ambushed their army  with his bad-ass legion of union workers, destroying their supply lines and striking the DICKtator with random nukes and shit like that. Soon, the DICKtator's forces were blown to little bloody pieces of man flesh, their fuck-huge factories unable to make anything due to slaves not being around, and everyone was like "Yo da DICKtator is dead!". Celebrating their victory, the inhabitants of that shitty lil' bit of rock named their home Deliverance.  
==The Liberator==
Like all the fucking Primarchs, Corax was scattered by [[Chaos]] to prevent the [[Emperor]] from wrecking their shit. Corax wound up on Lycaeus, a dry, dusty world with no atmopshere, orbitting the planet Kiavahr. At this time the planet was a technologically advanced Forge World, providing Kiavahr's gigantic manufactorums with minerals extracted from Lycaeus by slave labor.


Rumors said that the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emprah]] appeared on Deliverance that day made to make Corax Primarch of the Raven Guard Legion. No-one gives a damn of what was said of their conversation but one condition of Corax's acceptance was that he could be in charge of bringing peace on random planets 'cause he didn't know that's what the Empy wanted. Soon the Adeptus Mechanicus stepped in and the world was rebuilt so that the [[Imperium]] could get some use out of it. Then some tower was made called the Ravenspire, which was the fortress of the [[Space Marine|Legion]].
The slaves of Lycaeus were mostly regular people - inhabitants of the moon, as well as criminals, political opponents of the wealthy aristocracy on Kiavahr, and Kiavarhan workers who had done crimes such as [[PROMOTIONS|failing to meet quotes or taking one too many bathroom breaks]] - in essence, Lycaeus was an unlimited source of free, exploitable manpower, which they kept in line with hired guns and openly executing anyone who tried to escape.
 
When the people of Lycaeus found Corax as an infant, they were mystified - no one could identify where he had come from and yet all could tell there was something unearthly - and extremely important - about the child. They named him Corax - "The Deliverer," in their language - and in spite of the risks and drain on resources, they took him in and kept him safe from their masters. Believing that Corax was their salvation from the Kiavahrans' tyranny, they began training him in the various skills he would need both as a leader and as a warrior: urban warfare, close combat, and demolitions work as well as political and philosophical training and analysis - ultimately Corax's abnormally-fast maturation (being a Primarch and all) comforted the slaves and united them in believing that Corax was the savior that as a people they had waited ages for.
 
Finally the day came where Corax was old enough to assume leadership and assume his destiny. He began his task by quietly organizing the workers into fight teams, promoting the best, smartest, and strongest to squad leaders. He began using the mines' fabrication tech to create weaponry, and then hid stockpiles of equipment in strategic positions throughout the mines. Corax took full advantage of the environment the Kiavahrans had set up, doing a bang-up impression of [[Anonymous]] and staging strikes, sit-ins, and riots in strategic spots, knowing that the Kiavahrans would deal with them harshly and feed the flames. Finally things reached their breaking point and Corax's forces launched their attack, taking key positions. With a combination of sabotage, strategic demolitions, and access to manufactured/stolen weaponry, Corax's forces killed the occupation force to the man and the moon of Lycaeus declared its independence.
 
When Kiavahr's rules struck back with their armed forces, Corax was ready for them, having seized the equipment of the defense forces Kiavahr had left behind, and used the fabrication equipment to make demolitions-grade ordnance for the battles to come. At every battle, the Kiavahrans found battle-hardened warriors who were exceedingly skilled in urban and hit-and-run warfare - one that constantly outmaneuvered their heavily-armed and armored forces and ambushed them constantly, whittling down their ranks. With Kiavahr's forces already demoralized and destabilized, Corax pulled a [[Awesome|MacGuyver-esque]] feat of ledgermain and used the gravity tethers used for moving supplies and ore shipments to Kiavahr with a set of nuclear mining charges, blowing the Kiavahran manufactorums to hell and guaranteeing that the Kiavahrans couldn't produce a goddamned thing. The tech guilds who ran Kiavahr plunged into civil war, and with this, the war for control of Lycaeus was won.
 
In celebration, they re-named the planet [[Derp|Deliverance]].
 
That very day, the [[Emperor]] arrived, apparently pleased with what Corax had accomplished, and after the two spent a day and a half together, he appointed Corax head of the newly-formed [[Raven Guard]]. Nothing is written regarding what Corax and the Emperor discussed that day except for Corax's sole condition of Corax's acceptance: that the Emperor help restore peace on Kiavahr. The Emperor agreed and the Adeptus Mechanicus took control of Kiavahr, rebuilding it and turning it into a glorious shard of the Imperium. Deliverance, meanwhile, was reinforced, and the citadel that had once housed the guards the Kiavahrans had deployed to maintain order was now, ironically, the headquarters of the Legion, dubbed "the Ravenspire."


==Great Crusade==
==Great Crusade==
When the Great Crusade was happening Corax's talents for planning and sabotage were really great and that was how the Raven Guard fought, fighting frequently under the orders of [[Horus]], became renowned for an awesome can't be matched ability with spec-ops, sabotage, infiltration and lightning strikes and all that [[James Bond|spy]] shit. But the pair never agreed, and after an argument, Corax was like "I can't deal with this shit" and Horus nearly killed him. Corax left Horus's command after flipping Horus the bird.(You get it? Cause ravens are birds! Yeah it's a shitty pun. Deal with it.)
Little is spoken of Corax's role in the Great Crusade, though his contributions were many. A firm proponent of mobile strikes, tactical planning, and careful sabotage. The Raven Guard excelled at lightning fast strikes and covert operations, but several of the Primarchs were not quite so sold on it. [[Rogal Dorn]] disliked the combat style of the Raven Guard, though the two purportedly respected one another and made ''hilarious'' jokes about [[Roboute Guilliman]]'s retardation, causing the [[Ultramarines|Smurf]] to go cry [[Butthurt|into his big blue pillow]]. Corax would have likely gotten along swimmingly with [[Alpharius]] and [[Konrad Curze]], due to similar tactical doctrines, but the three primarchs would be deployed to opposite sides of the Imperium during the great crusade, and would never really manage to hook up.
 
One person who Corax flat-out didn't get along with was [[Horus]]. The pair never saw eye-to-eye, with Corax being too humanitarian for Horus' tastes and Horus being too much of a [[Creed|cockmongler]] for Corax's liking. The two also disliked one another's tactical choices, and on at least one occasion, the two nearly came to blows. Being the bigger man, Corax said "fuck this" and left Horus' command, hooking up with some kindred spirits in the form of [[Ferrus Manus]] and [[Vulkan]]; the three hit it off pretty well and found their forces worked really, ''really'' well together. They then went continued the Great Crusade without having to deal with Horus' acting like a [[furry|shit]].
 
==The Horus Heresy==
When the Horus Heresy occured, the Raven Guard, [[Iron Hands]], and [[Salamanders]] were all in the front lines on [[Horus Heresy|Istvaan V]]. Each faction was well-suited to lead the vanguard of the attack, but they would wind up getting trapped and pinned down in the worst part of the fighting; when 4 more Legions turned traitor and joined Horus' rebellion, the three chapters already in the thick of it wound up in a bitter fight which cost the three legions scores of men - as well as the Iron Hands' primarch, Ferrus Manus. Corax's forces, primarily [[Dark Eldar|designed for quick insertion and covert-ops duty and ''not'' sticking around in a meat-grinder]] caused the Raven Guard to take [[grimdark|the heaviest casualties]] - and though they fought desperately alongside the Salamanders and Iron Hands, killing countless traitor marines in turn, the three legions were still slaughtered wholesale, forcing all three to withdraw, and leaving all three chapters largely unable to stop Horus' advance.
 
Corax fled back to Deliverance and sought to rebuild his forces in order to help the Imperium ASAP - and he was desperate. [[DOOM: Repercussions of Evil|His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway]]. The Imperium was collapsing, with the loyalists outnumbered and Guilliman [[Alpha Legion|chasing Alpharius halfway across the galaxy]] in the universe's biggest version of [[Dawn of Eldar|hunt the last webway gate]], further thinning their forces. The Emperor needed warriors, and Deliverance had none to spare. Searching for a solution, Corax looked through ancient books held in Ravenspire and discovered some of the research notes the Emperor had left behind when making the first batches of Space Marines. Using techniques gleaned from these books, Corax began cloning marines at an alarming rate. He did not heed the book's warnings, however, and he quickly learned why the book advised against this - most of the warriors that emerged from the tubes were malformed and physically and mentally retarded to the point where [[C.S.Goto]] looked stable in contrast. Only about 1 in 5 were viable enough to be proper warriors; the rest were fielded as meat shields. With a warped army of screaming clones, Corax led attacks against the Traitors and damaged the rear area of chaos forces' supply lines and slowed their advance considerably.


==Horus Heresy==
After the Horus Heresy, Guilliman came back and had a sudden surprising outbreak of common-sense, recommending that the legions subdivide so that no one man could ever hold the kind of power that led to Horus [[FATAL|butt-fucking]] the entire Imperium. Corax hesitantly agreed, and split his forces, but he remained wracked with guilt; he could not forget what he had done to help save the Imperium, and was left with the horrid choice of what to do about the shambling abominations he had created. After pondering for hours as to what should be done he decided to mercifully put the screaming abominations down, praying for their souls - and for his. He then locked himself in Ravenspire, and for nearly a year, did not came out. When he did emerge, Corax left Deliverance and made a bee-line for the Eye of Terror, heading there, finally, to settle the score.
Corax met Horus on Isstvan V. He gave Horus the finger. Again.


He was then seriously hurt and started crying like a pussy and then he escaped the [[Ork|jolly ol' fightan]] with a few loyal Space Marines. Corax was sent back to his legion's home world to rebuild his legion as soon as possible. [[Grimdark|The Primarch was desperate as the Imperium was about to be destroyed which was not good, not good at all. His Emperor needed warriors that Corax could not give]]. Searching for an answer among the library , Corax found the really old books of genetic research, one of which was titled "Genetic Modification for Dummies," which was basically the awesome skillage used to create the first enhanced warriors of the Emperor, those techniques Corax copied shamelessly to create Space Marines at a frightening rate. There's also plenty of rumors that Corax was also trying to clone his troops, but seeing as the Imperium can't even copy technology from ancient times, Corax naturally ended up making more twisted freaks than he did Space Marines with it. Despite the warnings he found amongst the old books, he started rebuilding his Legion faster than a pot smoking monkey. Then the Legion started fighting alone, isolated from the other Imperial Forces because every one thought that Corax was a depressive psychopath, and who wants to fight alongside freaky failed clones anyway. Oh and the results of the cloning experiments were a bunch of  really fucked up mutants lead to combat by their [[Space Marines|Battle Brothers]].
Quoth the Corax: ''"[[Awesome|Nevermore]]."''


It is believed that like [[Leman Russ]] and [[Vulkan]], Corax will return in the final apocalyptic battle versus Chaos, when the Emperor returns - and that then, and only then, will he have the absolution he sought. /tg/ often jokes that on that same day, [[Indrick Boreale]] will talk normally, and [[Macha]] will get laid.


At this time, Corax led his warriors as he had always done, with small squads striking like lightning on the enemy weak spots. he then finished building his legion. By that time [[Horus]] was dead.
==Gallery==
After the heresy, Corax he got so depressed that he decided to get super high and got himself lots of 'Geneseed,' and left his marines to fight alone like the faggy rat-bastard douche-bags they were.
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Then all the other [[Space Marines|primarchs]] and [[Imperium|Imperials]] got pissed at him, at which point he went even more emo and decided to lock himself in a bigass tower to fap to [[furry]] porn, smoke weed and cry like like a little sissy for a few years and then ran off like a frothing psychopath/[[elf|pussy]] to [[Eye of Terror|the land]] of [[Abaddon]]. Nobody knows if he received the forgiveness he wanted but he wasn't seen again. His last recorded words were "never more" or some bit of faggy goth poetry like that.
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Revision as of 08:00, 7 March 2011

Poor guy got fucked nearly as hard as the Lamenters.

The Primarch of the Raven Guard. Corax was big on fast assaults and is notorious both for being the head of one of the hardest-hit chapters during the Horus Heresy and for the steps Corax took to try to help the Imperium, as well as the self-imposed exile he put himself to in an attempt to atone for what he had caused. Whilst /tg/ oft jokes that he's emo, he's also a complete badass, like a lot of the Primarchs, and unlike this fucker actually got shit done.


The Liberator

Like all the fucking Primarchs, Corax was scattered by Chaos to prevent the Emperor from wrecking their shit. Corax wound up on Lycaeus, a dry, dusty world with no atmopshere, orbitting the planet Kiavahr. At this time the planet was a technologically advanced Forge World, providing Kiavahr's gigantic manufactorums with minerals extracted from Lycaeus by slave labor.

The slaves of Lycaeus were mostly regular people - inhabitants of the moon, as well as criminals, political opponents of the wealthy aristocracy on Kiavahr, and Kiavarhan workers who had done crimes such as failing to meet quotes or taking one too many bathroom breaks - in essence, Lycaeus was an unlimited source of free, exploitable manpower, which they kept in line with hired guns and openly executing anyone who tried to escape.

When the people of Lycaeus found Corax as an infant, they were mystified - no one could identify where he had come from and yet all could tell there was something unearthly - and extremely important - about the child. They named him Corax - "The Deliverer," in their language - and in spite of the risks and drain on resources, they took him in and kept him safe from their masters. Believing that Corax was their salvation from the Kiavahrans' tyranny, they began training him in the various skills he would need both as a leader and as a warrior: urban warfare, close combat, and demolitions work as well as political and philosophical training and analysis - ultimately Corax's abnormally-fast maturation (being a Primarch and all) comforted the slaves and united them in believing that Corax was the savior that as a people they had waited ages for.

Finally the day came where Corax was old enough to assume leadership and assume his destiny. He began his task by quietly organizing the workers into fight teams, promoting the best, smartest, and strongest to squad leaders. He began using the mines' fabrication tech to create weaponry, and then hid stockpiles of equipment in strategic positions throughout the mines. Corax took full advantage of the environment the Kiavahrans had set up, doing a bang-up impression of Anonymous and staging strikes, sit-ins, and riots in strategic spots, knowing that the Kiavahrans would deal with them harshly and feed the flames. Finally things reached their breaking point and Corax's forces launched their attack, taking key positions. With a combination of sabotage, strategic demolitions, and access to manufactured/stolen weaponry, Corax's forces killed the occupation force to the man and the moon of Lycaeus declared its independence.

When Kiavahr's rules struck back with their armed forces, Corax was ready for them, having seized the equipment of the defense forces Kiavahr had left behind, and used the fabrication equipment to make demolitions-grade ordnance for the battles to come. At every battle, the Kiavahrans found battle-hardened warriors who were exceedingly skilled in urban and hit-and-run warfare - one that constantly outmaneuvered their heavily-armed and armored forces and ambushed them constantly, whittling down their ranks. With Kiavahr's forces already demoralized and destabilized, Corax pulled a MacGuyver-esque feat of ledgermain and used the gravity tethers used for moving supplies and ore shipments to Kiavahr with a set of nuclear mining charges, blowing the Kiavahran manufactorums to hell and guaranteeing that the Kiavahrans couldn't produce a goddamned thing. The tech guilds who ran Kiavahr plunged into civil war, and with this, the war for control of Lycaeus was won.

In celebration, they re-named the planet Deliverance.

That very day, the Emperor arrived, apparently pleased with what Corax had accomplished, and after the two spent a day and a half together, he appointed Corax head of the newly-formed Raven Guard. Nothing is written regarding what Corax and the Emperor discussed that day except for Corax's sole condition of Corax's acceptance: that the Emperor help restore peace on Kiavahr. The Emperor agreed and the Adeptus Mechanicus took control of Kiavahr, rebuilding it and turning it into a glorious shard of the Imperium. Deliverance, meanwhile, was reinforced, and the citadel that had once housed the guards the Kiavahrans had deployed to maintain order was now, ironically, the headquarters of the Legion, dubbed "the Ravenspire."

Great Crusade

Little is spoken of Corax's role in the Great Crusade, though his contributions were many. A firm proponent of mobile strikes, tactical planning, and careful sabotage. The Raven Guard excelled at lightning fast strikes and covert operations, but several of the Primarchs were not quite so sold on it. Rogal Dorn disliked the combat style of the Raven Guard, though the two purportedly respected one another and made hilarious jokes about Roboute Guilliman's retardation, causing the Smurf to go cry into his big blue pillow. Corax would have likely gotten along swimmingly with Alpharius and Konrad Curze, due to similar tactical doctrines, but the three primarchs would be deployed to opposite sides of the Imperium during the great crusade, and would never really manage to hook up.

One person who Corax flat-out didn't get along with was Horus. The pair never saw eye-to-eye, with Corax being too humanitarian for Horus' tastes and Horus being too much of a cockmongler for Corax's liking. The two also disliked one another's tactical choices, and on at least one occasion, the two nearly came to blows. Being the bigger man, Corax said "fuck this" and left Horus' command, hooking up with some kindred spirits in the form of Ferrus Manus and Vulkan; the three hit it off pretty well and found their forces worked really, really well together. They then went continued the Great Crusade without having to deal with Horus' acting like a shit.

The Horus Heresy

When the Horus Heresy occured, the Raven Guard, Iron Hands, and Salamanders were all in the front lines on Istvaan V. Each faction was well-suited to lead the vanguard of the attack, but they would wind up getting trapped and pinned down in the worst part of the fighting; when 4 more Legions turned traitor and joined Horus' rebellion, the three chapters already in the thick of it wound up in a bitter fight which cost the three legions scores of men - as well as the Iron Hands' primarch, Ferrus Manus. Corax's forces, primarily designed for quick insertion and covert-ops duty and not sticking around in a meat-grinder caused the Raven Guard to take the heaviest casualties - and though they fought desperately alongside the Salamanders and Iron Hands, killing countless traitor marines in turn, the three legions were still slaughtered wholesale, forcing all three to withdraw, and leaving all three chapters largely unable to stop Horus' advance.

Corax fled back to Deliverance and sought to rebuild his forces in order to help the Imperium ASAP - and he was desperate. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. The Imperium was collapsing, with the loyalists outnumbered and Guilliman chasing Alpharius halfway across the galaxy in the universe's biggest version of hunt the last webway gate, further thinning their forces. The Emperor needed warriors, and Deliverance had none to spare. Searching for a solution, Corax looked through ancient books held in Ravenspire and discovered some of the research notes the Emperor had left behind when making the first batches of Space Marines. Using techniques gleaned from these books, Corax began cloning marines at an alarming rate. He did not heed the book's warnings, however, and he quickly learned why the book advised against this - most of the warriors that emerged from the tubes were malformed and physically and mentally retarded to the point where C.S.Goto looked stable in contrast. Only about 1 in 5 were viable enough to be proper warriors; the rest were fielded as meat shields. With a warped army of screaming clones, Corax led attacks against the Traitors and damaged the rear area of chaos forces' supply lines and slowed their advance considerably.

After the Horus Heresy, Guilliman came back and had a sudden surprising outbreak of common-sense, recommending that the legions subdivide so that no one man could ever hold the kind of power that led to Horus butt-fucking the entire Imperium. Corax hesitantly agreed, and split his forces, but he remained wracked with guilt; he could not forget what he had done to help save the Imperium, and was left with the horrid choice of what to do about the shambling abominations he had created. After pondering for hours as to what should be done he decided to mercifully put the screaming abominations down, praying for their souls - and for his. He then locked himself in Ravenspire, and for nearly a year, did not came out. When he did emerge, Corax left Deliverance and made a bee-line for the Eye of Terror, heading there, finally, to settle the score.

Quoth the Corax: "Nevermore."

It is believed that like Leman Russ and Vulkan, Corax will return in the final apocalyptic battle versus Chaos, when the Emperor returns - and that then, and only then, will he have the absolution he sought. /tg/ often jokes that on that same day, Indrick Boreale will talk normally, and Macha will get laid.

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