Desolation Squad

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The Flash Gitz called. They want their guns back.

"Fire missiles! Fire again! Fire them all!"

– Arcturus Mengsk, StarCraft II: Co-op Mode

"Uh... brothers, what's a backblast?"

– Desolation Primaris Marine

The Desolator Desolation Squads are the newest addition to the Primaris roster as of Strike Force Agastus. Following the traditions of the Eldar, this primaris unit takes an idea off of the Dark Reapers and somehow outderped them in terms of design and usability. It would only be so long until the Orks inspired someone else for once, though the Infernus Heavy Bolter was probably designed on a similar basis.

Overview

The Desolation Squad has been directly compared to the Devastator Squads of the firstborn marines, being the ones that carry the heavy weapons (albeit limited to explosives, with the other weapons the Devastators use being covered by Heavy Intercessors, Hellblasters with Heavy Plasma Incinerators, Eradicators, and Eliminators with las-fusils). Their heavy weapon of choice is a hilarious-looking Castellan Launcher which can be fired indirectly as well as a selection between Super-Frag and Super-Krak missiles. Their sergeant is equipped with a “Vengor Launcher” that allows it to indirectly attack at enemies when your other troops can’t target them. What makes them so super? Well, maybe the 10th edition codex will tell us. It's probably related to the Hammerfall Bunker's weapons.

Gallery

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Potential fixes

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  Just delete the ammo belt, it's the biggest sin of the mini.

And the memes

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  It's Nerf or Nothin'!
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  The ork are fast
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  If you want to go it all the way, you might as well commit to it. Model by CPNFSM
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  An accurate depiction of everyone's reaction to this...thing
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  Zorg sends his regards
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  What is seen cannot be unseen
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  Overcompensator 40,000
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  Accept No Substitutes
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  Radical problems require radical solutions
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  Makes you really wonder huh?
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  Papa G's reaction to Uncle Cawl's latest work (how or why he even allowed them to exist is another question). Now dubbed by DreadAnon.