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The Dogmata is a new [[Sisters of Battle]] unit first released on late March 2021. She is for all intents and purposes the Bolter Bitches' equivalent of a [[Chaplain]]. Unfortunately for her, GW seems to follow the tradition of being [[Fail|unable to sculpt a proper female's face to save their fucking lives.]] Seriously, what the fuck did they do to her face man!? Yikes! Fortunately, she comes with a helmet, so you can cover that hell of a butterface. | The Dogmata is a new [[Sisters of Battle]] unit first released on late March 2021. She is for all intents and purposes the Bolter Bitches' equivalent of a [[Chaplain]]. Unfortunately for her, GW seems to follow the tradition of being [[Fail|unable to sculpt a proper female's face to save their fucking lives.]] Seriously, what the fuck did they do to her face man!? Yikes! Like damn son, not everyone is going to be a super model but just look at that. Fortunately, she comes with a helmet, so you can cover that hell of a butterface. | ||
==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
Revision as of 09:22, 20 April 2021
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The Dogmata is a new Sisters of Battle unit first released on late March 2021. She is for all intents and purposes the Bolter Bitches' equivalent of a Chaplain. Unfortunately for her, GW seems to follow the tradition of being unable to sculpt a proper female's face to save their fucking lives. Seriously, what the fuck did they do to her face man!? Yikes! Like damn son, not everyone is going to be a super model but just look at that. Fortunately, she comes with a helmet, so you can cover that hell of a butterface.
Overview
On a more serious note, Dogmata's often leads her fellow Sororitas in war hymns when in battle. When in battle, every single Sisters are clenching their buttcheeks since they know that someone is judging their every (mis)deeds, so they’ll perform whatever duty has been assigned to them with utmost determination and vigour.
No surprise since the Dogmata has the power to literally bonk any Sisters to the horny jail. Sisters found doing naughty things would be immediately sent to the Repentia Squad or, worse still, be consigned to a Mortifier.
| Forces of the Sisters of Battle | ||||||
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| Command: | Triumph of Saint Katherine - Canoness Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave - Imagifier Ministorum Priest - Palatine - Dogmata Sororitas Command Squad | |||||
| Troops: | Avenging Angel - Arco-flagellant - Battle Sister Squad Celestians - Crusaders - Death Cult Assassin Dominion Squad - Novitiate Squad - Retributor Squad Seraphim Squad - Sisters Repentia - Zephyrim Squad | |||||
| Walkers: | Paragon Warsuit - Penitent Engine - Mortifier (Anchorite) | |||||
| Vehicles: | Castigator Tank - Exorcist Immolator - Repressor - Rhino | |||||
| Special Vehicles: | Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica | |||||
| Superheavy Vehicles: |
Mobile Cathedral | |||||
| Flyers: | Avenger Strike Fighter | |||||
| Spacecraft: | Aquila Lander - Drop Pod | |||||
| Saints: | Living Saint - Geminae Superia | |||||
| Non Militant: | Orders Dialogous - Orders Famulous - Orders Hospitaler Orders Pronatus - Hagiolater | |||||
| Allies: | Black Templars | |||||