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Back in the days of the good ol' [[Horus]] [[Heresy]] Ferrus made a big blingy sword for his good ol' buddy Fulgrim, but Fulgrim found a new [[Slaanesh|boyfriend/girlfriend/hermephroditic freak]]. | Back in the days of the good ol' [[Horus]] [[Heresy]] Ferrus made a big blingy sword for his good ol' buddy Fulgrim, but Fulgrim found a new [[Slaanesh|boyfriend/girlfriend/hermephroditic freak]]. | ||
Then decided to screw over Ferrus, [[Fulgrim]] totally outmatched Ferrus with his HAWTNEZZ and Ferrus jacked the sword he made for his ex-boyfriend back. Some time later after some epic planning that would [[FAIL|EPICLY FAIL]], Ferrus goes with other [[Space Marine|Primarchs]] to attempt to kick Fulgrim's and [[Horus|Horus's]] ass. But then they got totally fucked up by a bunch of reinforcements while Ferrus got | Then decided to screw over Ferrus, [[Fulgrim]] totally outmatched Ferrus with his HAWTNEZZ and Ferrus jacked the sword he made for his ex-boyfriend back. Some time later after some epic planning that would [[FAIL|EPICLY FAIL]], Ferrus goes with other [[Space Marine|Primarchs]] to attempt to kick Fulgrim's and [[Horus|Horus's]] ass. But then they got totally fucked up by a bunch of reinforcements while Ferrus got assrapes Fulgrim...untill he becomes Slaanesh's boyfriend; and proceeds to cut Ferrus Manus's head off....Horus was pretty fucking pissed at this | ||
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Revision as of 01:02, 24 June 2010
The Primarch of the Iron Hands Legion/Chapter. HE HAS METAL HANDS.
Ferrus, using his shiny metal hands, could make epic weapons that absolutely kick ass but he only used like one or two of them.
Back in the days of the good ol' Horus Heresy Ferrus made a big blingy sword for his good ol' buddy Fulgrim, but Fulgrim found a new boyfriend/girlfriend/hermephroditic freak. Then decided to screw over Ferrus, Fulgrim totally outmatched Ferrus with his HAWTNEZZ and Ferrus jacked the sword he made for his ex-boyfriend back. Some time later after some epic planning that would EPICLY FAIL, Ferrus goes with other Primarchs to attempt to kick Fulgrim's and Horus's ass. But then they got totally fucked up by a bunch of reinforcements while Ferrus got assrapes Fulgrim...untill he becomes Slaanesh's boyfriend; and proceeds to cut Ferrus Manus's head off....Horus was pretty fucking pissed at this