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Sir James GearHeart is a Knight Harem of TeeGee, an Outrealmer, and author of An Outlanders Guide to Indigenous Species. Along with other books. He is married to his waifus Lilly a Succubus and Meina a Holisturi.
Sir James GearHeart be a Knight Harem uh TeeGee, an Outrealmer, and audo' uh An Outlanders Guide t'Indigenous Species. Along wid oda' scribblin's. He be married t'his waifus Lilly some Succubus and Meina some Holisturi.


=Biography=
=Biography=
==Before Summoning==
==Befo'e Summonin'==
James, was 23. Spent most of his time studying and as such lacked in some people skills. When he opened the infamous picture on /tg/, James was stuck in traffic.
James, wuz 23. Spent most uh his time studyin' and as such lacked in some sucka's skills. When he jimmey'd de infamous picture on /tg/, James wuz stuck in traffic. Co' got d' beat!


==Summoning and Hard Months==
==Summonin' and Hard Monds==
James spent the hard months hunting or surviving. He had set out with a band of fellow fa/tg/uys to seak grand adventure. It found them. A running war between them and a group of elves killed off all but two of the group. Tyron and James, who found themselves making contact with a High Orc clan. The Thunder Rift clan to be specif. There James ended up wooing the Orc princess which would later bite him in the butt. After that he was kidnapped along with a few other outrealmers by another mad wizard. They managed to kill him and escape, but not before some experiments could be done.
James spent da damn hard monds huntin' o' survivin'. He had set out wid some band uh dude fa/tg/uys t'seak grand adventure. It found dem. WORD! A runnin' war between dem and some group uh elveswasted off all but two uh de group. Jes hang loose, brud. Tyron and James, who found demselves makin' contact wid some High Orc clan. 'S coo', bro. De Dunda' Rift clan t'be specif. Dere James ended down wooin' de Orc princess which would lata' bite him in de butt. Man! Afta' dat he wuz kidnapped along wid some few oda' outrealmers by anoda' mad wizard. Dey managed t'kill him and escape, but not befo'e some 'espuh'iments could be done.




==First Fat-Elven War==
==Fust Fat-Elven War==
After the Felim came the elven war followed and James GearHeart was there. He went on a rampage of revenge for the elves killing his friends.
Afta' de Felim came da damn elven war followed and James GearHeart wuz dere. He went on some rampage uh revenge fo' de elveswastein' his homeys.


==Diplomatic Career==
==Diplomatic Career==
Sir GearHeart would eventually become know to the High Orcs as Lord Ozgrumuch after his political marriage to Ruby the Princess of Thunder Rift. The political marriage was a power play by Ruby that worked. She was now the first Orc to rule both halves of a clan, though technically James is in charge of the warriors. But the only time he is involved in politics is during emergencies or during the time of the big council which meets at the start of each year.
Sir GearHeart would eventually become know t'de High Orcs as Lo'd Ozgrumuch afta' his political marriage t'Ruby de Princess uh Dunda' Rift. Man! De political marriage wuz some powa' play by Ruby dat wo'ked. She wuz now de fust Orc t'rule bod halves uh a clan, dough technically James be in charge uh de warrio's. But da damn only time he be involved in politics be durin' emergencies o' durin' de time uh de big council which meets at da damn start uh each year. Ah be baaad...


==Personal Life==
==Sucka'al Life==
Sir GearHeart had a one night stand with a princess that turned out to be more than he bargained for. During the early months of 2 A.A he was tricked into going to hell. Which is where he would met/"enslave" his future waifu Lilly, a succubus. The "enslavement" resulted from them both trying to out law the other. James quickly released her from her contract after she helped him escape from hell and she decide to stick around. Lilly also decide to try to go good, this was a long and painful process. They then met Meina and rescued her and her people from slavers. Lilly then started seducing her. In the end Meina decided she wanted both and that was the last time James's life was ever close to normal.  
Sir GearHeart had some one night stand wid some princess dat turned out t'be mo'e dan he bargained fo'. Durin' de early monds uh 2 A.A he wuz tricked into goin' t'hell. Which be where he would met/"enslave" his future waifu Lilly, some succubus. De "enslavement" resulted fum dem bod tryin' t'out law de oder. Ah be baaad... James quickly released ha' from ha' contract afta' she helped him escape fum hell and she decide t'stick around. Lilly also decide t'try t'go baaaad, dis wuz some long and painful process. Dey den met Meina and rescued ha' and ha' sucka's fum slavers. Lilly den started seducin' her. Ah be baaad... In de end Meina decided she wants'ed bod and dat wuz de last time James's life wuz eva' close t'no'mal.
=Selected Writings=
=Selected Writin's=


=Outside Perspectives=
=Outside Perspectives=
is a pretty cool guy
is some fine waaay coo' dude


=Other Stories=
=Oda' Sto'ies=  


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Revision as of 22:37, 6 February 2013

Sir James GearHeart be a Knight Harem uh TeeGee, an Outrealmer, and audo' uh An Outlanders Guide t'Indigenous Species. Along wid oda' scribblin's. He be married t'his waifus Lilly some Succubus and Meina some Holisturi.

Biography

Befo'e Summonin'

James, wuz 23. Spent most uh his time studyin' and as such lacked in some sucka's skills. When he jimmey'd de infamous picture on /tg/, James wuz stuck in traffic. Co' got d' beat!

Summonin' and Hard Monds

James spent da damn hard monds huntin' o' survivin'. He had set out wid some band uh dude fa/tg/uys t'seak grand adventure. It found dem. WORD! A runnin' war between dem and some group uh elveswasted off all but two uh de group. Jes hang loose, brud. Tyron and James, who found demselves makin' contact wid some High Orc clan. 'S coo', bro. De Dunda' Rift clan t'be specif. Dere James ended down wooin' de Orc princess which would lata' bite him in de butt. Man! Afta' dat he wuz kidnapped along wid some few oda' outrealmers by anoda' mad wizard. Dey managed t'kill him and escape, but not befo'e some 'espuh'iments could be done.


Fust Fat-Elven War

Afta' de Felim came da damn elven war followed and James GearHeart wuz dere. He went on some rampage uh revenge fo' de elveswastein' his homeys.

Diplomatic Career

Sir GearHeart would eventually become know t'de High Orcs as Lo'd Ozgrumuch afta' his political marriage t'Ruby de Princess uh Dunda' Rift. Man! De political marriage wuz some powa' play by Ruby dat wo'ked. She wuz now de fust Orc t'rule bod halves uh a clan, dough technically James be in charge uh de warrio's. But da damn only time he be involved in politics be durin' emergencies o' durin' de time uh de big council which meets at da damn start uh each year. Ah be baaad...

Sucka'al Life

Sir GearHeart had some one night stand wid some princess dat turned out t'be mo'e dan he bargained fo'. Durin' de early monds uh 2 A.A he wuz tricked into goin' t'hell. Which be where he would met/"enslave" his future waifu Lilly, some succubus. De "enslavement" resulted fum dem bod tryin' t'out law de oder. Ah be baaad... James quickly released ha' from ha' contract afta' she helped him escape fum hell and she decide t'stick around. Lilly also decide t'try t'go baaaad, dis wuz some long and painful process. Dey den met Meina and rescued ha' and ha' sucka's fum slavers. Lilly den started seducin' her. Ah be baaad... In de end Meina decided she wants'ed bod and dat wuz de last time James's life wuz eva' close t'no'mal.

Selected Writin's

Outside Perspectives

is some fine waaay coo' dude

Oda' Sto'ies