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A favorite pastime of [[Rogue|Rogues]], [[Orc|Orcs]], [[Khorne]], and basically anything else you meet on a tabletop that isn't trying to sell you tools for more [[murder]].


== Why being a commissar's suck ==
==Committing Murder==
 
# [[Chainsword|Acquire sharp object]].
Its pretty often how Commissars especially the ones attached to the Catachan's go missing because often enough they comeback dead or unable to speak for unknown reasons. One such case was the battle of planet Tanak where Catachan's were send to assist the PTF troops down there are usually attached with a Commissar that which have no experience on jungle conditions or worst when not to get on a Catachan's ass. As we all know how FUCKING annoying a Commissar can be even worst they have rights to shoot you with no reason what so ever unless you fucked he's daughter than bravo. I swear these are one of many reasons why being a heretic is so much better than listening to some dead bastard that hasn't had a hard on for over a millennium.
# Insert sharp object into murderee.
# Are they still making noise? If yes go to 2.
# Loot corpse.
# [[STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM|Shit its the cops RUN]].

Revision as of 16:01, 6 August 2011

A favorite pastime of Rogues, Orcs, Khorne, and basically anything else you meet on a tabletop that isn't trying to sell you tools for more murder.

Committing Murder

  1. Acquire sharp object.
  2. Insert sharp object into murderee.
  3. Are they still making noise? If yes go to 2.
  4. Loot corpse.
  5. Shit its the cops RUN.
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