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My ''Little Pony'' (MLP for short) is a toy and cartoon series created by [[Hasbro]] with a long and tortured history. Currently the meme of the moment, so rabid fa/tg/uys insist we have a sodding article about something that's intended for little girls. Which tells you everything you'd ever want to know about fa/tg/uys. | My ''Little Pony'' (MLP for short) is a toy and cartoon series created by [[Hasbro]] with a long and tortured history. Currently the meme of the moment, so rabid fa/tg/uys insist we have a sodding article about something that's intended for little girls. Which tells you everything you'd ever want to know about fa/tg/uys. The show inspiring works of concentrated hilarity and fail such as [[Don't Rest Your Hooves]], [[Ponyfinder]], and joking setups with the cast of the new series playing [[Dungeons and Dragons|D&D]] and [[Warhammer 40,000]]. | ||
==Wait, Seriously?== | ==Wait, Seriously?== | ||
[[File:Pony rape.png|300px|thumb|"THIS IS THE FATE OF ALL HERETICS!"]] | [[File:Pony rape.png|300px|thumb|"THIS IS THE FATE OF ALL HERETICS!"]] | ||
The pony-show has inspired many, both on [[/tg/]] and off of it because many fa/tg/uys are little girls. | |||
Posting anything MLP-related will invariably produce [[Skub|biblical-level shitstorms]] on /tg/, as holdout | Posting anything MLP-related will invariably produce [[Skub|biblical-level shitstorms]] on /tg/, as holdout fans of the series bitch and troll whilst a giant slice of of /tg/ rushes to sage and report the thread. It's one of the few rare things outside of [[Matt Ward|he who must never be mentioned]] to inspire this kind of [[rage]] and righteous indignation on /tg/. | ||
Yes, it's a show for little girls, but the | Yes, it's a show for little girls, but the majority of the fanbase are pedophiles and don't care. Yes, things in it make no sense, such as the fact that they have somehow constructed a village without actually possessing hands or opposable thumbs - but this is the same audience that enjoys Matt Wards writings. Yes, it's childish and silly, but the audience are to high and too stupid to give a fuck. | ||
==Characters and Such== | ==Characters and Such== |
Revision as of 10:20, 18 November 2011

My Little Pony (MLP for short) is a toy and cartoon series created by Hasbro with a long and tortured history. Currently the meme of the moment, so rabid fa/tg/uys insist we have a sodding article about something that's intended for little girls. Which tells you everything you'd ever want to know about fa/tg/uys. The show inspiring works of concentrated hilarity and fail such as Don't Rest Your Hooves, Ponyfinder, and joking setups with the cast of the new series playing D&D and Warhammer 40,000.
Wait, Seriously?

The pony-show has inspired many, both on /tg/ and off of it because many fa/tg/uys are little girls.
Posting anything MLP-related will invariably produce biblical-level shitstorms on /tg/, as holdout fans of the series bitch and troll whilst a giant slice of of /tg/ rushes to sage and report the thread. It's one of the few rare things outside of he who must never be mentioned to inspire this kind of rage and righteous indignation on /tg/.
Yes, it's a show for little girls, but the majority of the fanbase are pedophiles and don't care. Yes, things in it make no sense, such as the fact that they have somehow constructed a village without actually possessing hands or opposable thumbs - but this is the same audience that enjoys Matt Wards writings. Yes, it's childish and silly, but the audience are to high and too stupid to give a fuck.
Characters and Such
They aren't any /tg/ inspired ponies worth talking about. Give it time.
Of Course, Mods are a Thing
With fragile egos in hand, the mods on /tg/ do, as ever, decide what is and is not considered traditional gaming. As a result, depending on who might be online at the moment, MLP is liable to result in a ban even if the ponies are discussed in the context of gaming. It really comes down to the fact that just about anything can be traditional gaming in the right hands, since interactive story-telling is older than genital warts and can easily be applied to anything, but anything that's this much of a troll magnet is always at risk of exterminatus.
Gallery
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Even /tg/ has not been immune.
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Nor Paizo. Ponyfinder is your new RPG.
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only ponies.
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Ridiculous amount of ponies, that is.
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Venerate the God-Empress of Ponykind or else.
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and Celestia as the DMPC
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This as Hesperax ? Dark Eldar would find that sick... yet strangely erotic.
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FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!
See Also
- Ponyfinder - the Pathfinder splatbook for MLP races and classes
- Don't Rest Your Hooves - the horror of Saturday-morning cartoons
- Ponibooru - Oh god, 81,000 images and growing
- ClopClop - (nsfw) there is no god. We are damned.