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The '''Repulsor''' is another brainchild of Magos Belisarius Cawl (and presumably his huge fucking supply of drugs, seeing as it looks like a GI Joe vehicle.)
[[File:Repulsor.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA "So in summation, what you have before you is a troop transport that can't carry troops, a skimmer that's too heavy to clear any terrain worth mentioning...a quasi-tank with less armor than a Land Speeder but with enough firepower to take out half of Macragge City?"] ]]


[[File:Repulsor.jpg|thumb|400px|right|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA "So in summation, what you have before you is a troop transport that can't carry troops, a skimmer that's too heavy to clear any terrain worth mentioning...a quasi-tank with less armor than a Land Speeder but with enough firepower to take out half of Macragge City?"] ]]
The '''Repulsor''' is another brainchild of Magos Belisarius Cawl (and presumably his huge fucking supply of drugs, seeing as it looks like a GI Joe vehicle) that just so happens to be the only vehicle capable of carrying our [[Primaris Marines|Chadmarines]]. [[Wat|Yes, not even fucking]] [[Land Raiders]] and [[Mastodon|Mastodons]] [[FAIL|are capable of carrying these guys...for some reason.]] I guess these humble Space Marine vehicles just weren't hip enough with the NuMarines.
 
The Repulsor, though clearly derived from the same Standard Template Construct patterns as other vehicles of the Adeptus Astartes, is the first armored vehicle deployed by the Imperium of Man to make use of anti-gravitic technology since the days of the [[Horus Heresy]] in the early 31st Millennium ([[Land Speeder|Land Speeders]] not counting). The Repulsor is manufactured by the forges of Mars under the command of Archamgos Dominus and everyone's favorite senile cyborg, [[Belisarius Cawl]]; like most of the new wargear produced for the Primaris Space Marines. It is unknown whether Cawl incorporated recently recovered ancient technology to produce the design, or whether it emerged from his own mind as part of his radical turn towards the former heresy known as "innovation."
 
The Repulsor is also notorious for [[Derp|the amount of guns it carries.]] Seriously, this thing is fucking ridiculous. Even a [[Baneblade]] would go, "Woah there buddy! I think it is time to pull down a notch and the calm the fuck down!". I mean, it has even a gun on its ''rear end'', so yes, it is possibly the only ground vehicle not vulnerable from [[Anal Circumference|surprise butt sex]] from the occasional sneaking [[Catachan Jungle Fighters|Catachan Devils]]. [[Orks]] wet themselves when they see this.
 
So far the Repulsor has only been seen extensive use during the Indomitus Crusade started by [[Roboute Guilliman|Papa Ultrasmurf.]] More variants is coming under way to further boost the forces of the Imperium.
 
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Revision as of 08:25, 23 July 2017

"So in summation, what you have before you is a troop transport that can't carry troops, a skimmer that's too heavy to clear any terrain worth mentioning...a quasi-tank with less armor than a Land Speeder but with enough firepower to take out half of Macragge City?"

The Repulsor is another brainchild of Magos Belisarius Cawl (and presumably his huge fucking supply of drugs, seeing as it looks like a GI Joe vehicle) that just so happens to be the only vehicle capable of carrying our Chadmarines. Yes, not even fucking Land Raiders and Mastodons are capable of carrying these guys...for some reason. I guess these humble Space Marine vehicles just weren't hip enough with the NuMarines.

The Repulsor, though clearly derived from the same Standard Template Construct patterns as other vehicles of the Adeptus Astartes, is the first armored vehicle deployed by the Imperium of Man to make use of anti-gravitic technology since the days of the Horus Heresy in the early 31st Millennium (Land Speeders not counting). The Repulsor is manufactured by the forges of Mars under the command of Archamgos Dominus and everyone's favorite senile cyborg, Belisarius Cawl; like most of the new wargear produced for the Primaris Space Marines. It is unknown whether Cawl incorporated recently recovered ancient technology to produce the design, or whether it emerged from his own mind as part of his radical turn towards the former heresy known as "innovation."

The Repulsor is also notorious for the amount of guns it carries. Seriously, this thing is fucking ridiculous. Even a Baneblade would go, "Woah there buddy! I think it is time to pull down a notch and the calm the fuck down!". I mean, it has even a gun on its rear end, so yes, it is possibly the only ground vehicle not vulnerable from surprise butt sex from the occasional sneaking Catachan Devils. Orks wet themselves when they see this.

So far the Repulsor has only been seen extensive use during the Indomitus Crusade started by Papa Ultrasmurf. More variants is coming under way to further boost the forces of the Imperium.

Forces of the Primaris Marines
Command: Apothecary Biologis - Helix Adept - Judiciar - Primaris Ancient
Primaris Apothecary - Primaris Captain - Primaris Chaplain
Primaris Librarian - Primaris Lieutenant - Primaris Techmarine
Vanguard Librarian - Vanguard Lieutenant
Troops: Aggressor - Bladeguard Veteran - Desolation Squad
Eliminator - Eradicator - Hellblaster - Inceptor - Incursor
Infernus - Infiltrator - Intercessor - Reiver - Suppressor
Structures: Firestrike Servo-Turret - Hammerfall Bunker
Walkers: Ballistus Dreadnought - Brutalis Dreadnought
Invictor Tactical Warsuit - Redemptor Dreadnought
Transports: Impulsor - Repulsor Tank
Vehicles: Gladiator Tank - Invader ATV - Primaris Outriders - Storm Speeder
Super Heavies: Astraeus Super-Heavy Tank
Flyers: Overlord Gunship
Spacecraft: Space Marine Landing Craft
Allies: Space Marines