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==A Quote from the Actress==
==A Quote from the Actress==
''"Oh yeah, there are, like, '''15 people in the world''' that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion."'' -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s [[/tg/ gets shit done|experts]]
''"Oh yeah, there are, like, '''15 people in the world''' that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion."'' -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s [[/tg/ gets shit done|experts]]
==Alice and [[/tg/]]==
Alice is considered the worst possible combination of traits - [[That Guy]] paired with a [[Mary Sue]] and blended with a self-insertion. Picture every 13-year old [[Forgotten Realms]] fan's [[Dungeons and Dragons]] character, only backed with enough money to literally force the resulting [[Elf|Drizz't]]-clone into everyone's fucking face. Almost every [[DM]] can point at Alice and immediately use her as a classic example of how to utterly fail on every level.
[[User:Jaimas|This faggot]] rather infamously ran a d20 Modern campaign in which the players had to hunt down and kill the godlessly-powerful [[Mary Sue]] using their witz and copious amounts of high explosives. Shenanigans and high adventure alike ensued. [[Target: Alice|You can read about it here]].


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 03:07, 21 October 2016

This is a /v/ related article, which we tolerate because it's relevant and/or popular on /tg/... or we just can't be bothered to delete it.



Quite possibly the biggest Mary Sue in the history of fiction.

Good sweet zombie Emprah, no.

Goddamnit, no. I know we needed a fucking article on this, but...

Fuck it. Fine. Let's go. Alice Abernathy, also known as Janus Prospero.

A Quote from the Actress

"Oh yeah, there are, like, 15 people in the world that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion." -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s experts

See Also

External Links

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