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Listen to it and tell me half the vocals aren't flat. Are we really so starved for Warhammer themed music that we just accept anything, regardless of quality? We can't just arbitrarily decide that Stringstorm is above criticism simply because we desperately want the song to be good, even though it just... really isn't. Seriously, show this to anyone with even a little musical training or experience and they'll tell you it's bad.
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Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.
Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Hb4bngxJ8 Now in a hammy yet still glorious piece of music by Stringstorm with George Hoctor and Cpl Corgi!] Unfortunately the vocals are mostly poorly performed and sometimes outright flat.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Hb4bngxJ8 Now in a hammy yet still glorious piece of music by Stringstorm with George Hoctor and Cpl Corgi!]  


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 01:59, 21 January 2022

"I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all! I reject you now and always!"

– Ancient Rylanor

Rylanor was the Ancient of Rites of the Emperor's Children prior to the Horus Heresy. He was interred in a Dreadnought sarcophagus following a fight with the pointy ears people.

His loyalty to Big E was so strong that not only did he nope'd his genefather's offer to join Chaos (bear in mind that Fulgrim has enormous charisma that is jacked up on steroids by Daemonic shenanigans) but he even made THREE Thousand Sons sorcerers pull the middle finger on Fulgrim and let a virus bomb cook Istvaan III for a second time, killing Rylanor, and the three Thousand Sons, but also fucking over Fulgrims pride. Seriously, he made Fulgrim lose pride. FULGRIM. THE LITERAL PERSONIFCATION OF PRIDE.

Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.

Now in a hammy yet still glorious piece of music by Stringstorm with George Hoctor and Cpl Corgi!

Gallery