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He is a [[Ork|MegaNob]] wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, and is the bestest friend of Warboss [[Gorgutz]] Da 'Ead Hunter... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go. | He is a [[Ork|MegaNob]] wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, and is the bestest friend of Warboss [[Gorgutz]] Da 'Ead Hunter... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go. | ||
He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign, where his suggestion to lure [[Crull]] out of hiding (by enraging him) is to [[ | He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign, where his suggestion to lure [[Crull]] out of hiding (by enraging him) is to [[Derp|call him a]] [[Gretchin|Grot]]. | ||
Gorgutz calls this plan stupid, and henceforth says that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. | Gorgutz calls this plan stupid, and henceforth says that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. | ||
Revision as of 20:59, 26 February 2014
Stupid is a minor character in Dawn of War: Winter Assault.
He is a MegaNob wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, and is the bestest friend of Warboss Gorgutz Da 'Ead Hunter... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply will not die, no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's Baneblade, and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go.
He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign, where his suggestion to lure Crull out of hiding (by enraging him) is to call him a Grot.
Gorgutz calls this plan stupid, and henceforth says that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him.
Jesus, how many Memes has fucking Dawn of War spawned?
I lost count in the mid-30s.