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==History== | ==History== | ||
As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan|Gods]] into [Pokemon]]. | As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. | ||
The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. What old Szarekh did for that period of time, we have no idea. Possibly, we could assume trying to find a good retirement home to wank off or something, we don't know, you tell us. | The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. What old Szarekh did for that period of time, we have no idea. Possibly, we could assume trying to find a good retirement home to wank off or something, we don't know, you tell us. | ||
Revision as of 04:37, 28 June 2020
| Sautekh Dynasty | |
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| Capital |
Unknown |
| Official Languages |
Necron Lexicon |
| Power |
Great Power |
| Size |
Unknown, Nephilim Sector seems to be under its influence |
| Head of State | |
| Head of Government | |
| Governmental Structure |
Totalitarian Absolute Monarchy |
| State Religion/Ideology |
Necron Unionism |
| Demographic | |
| Military Force |
Necron Forces |
The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last Silent King, Szarekh, so you know these guys don't fuck around. Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful Necron Dynasties during the War in Heaven.
Moreover, ol'Sient King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-old field trip with his homeies because of...reasons...which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the Sautekh Dynasty laughed their mary way to the top of the galactic food chain.
Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and Imotekh the Stormlord has some explaining to do.
History
As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after that fiasco in murderfucking the old folks home and turning their Gods into Pokemon.
The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. What old Szarekh did for that period of time, we have no idea. Possibly, we could assume trying to find a good retirement home to wank off or something, we don't know, you tell us.
Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a pest problem, which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by Eldar, and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them, whoops!
Despite, this, once the rest of the Necrons heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fielty to Szarekh, in the hopes that he won't shove a Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis ass.
Famous Individuals
Trivia
- An interesting fact is that Szarekh was so paranoid about the Warp, that he basically pulled a Blood Ravens of the rest of the Necrons by hoarding all the Blackstone and implemented them on his soldiers. Yes, the most basic troop in the Dynasty can resist Warp attacks.
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