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* [[Chess]] - A game of Kings. | * [[Chess]] - A game of Kings. | ||
* [[Creed]] - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places. | * [[Creed]] - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places. | ||
* [[Dice]] - | * [[Dice]] - Allegedly "random" number generators that always seem to "generate" 1s. | ||
* Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, [[Horo]]. | * Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, [[Horo]]. | ||
* [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|The Emperor]] - | * [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|The Emperor]] - God of Mankind in the 41st Millenium. Currently taking a centuries-long shit. | ||
* Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza. | * Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza. | ||
* [[Loli]] - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime | * [[Loli]] - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime | ||
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* [[Spawn]] - GHAAWLPAEAWLP | * [[Spawn]] - GHAAWLPAEAWLP | ||
* [[Blood]] - It's for the blood god. | * [[Blood]] - It's for the blood god. | ||
* [[Dorf]] - Drunk midgets with beards who have lots of FUN! | * [[Dorf]] - Drunk midgets with beards who have lots of !!FUN!! | ||
* [[Hat]] - Used to identify rank when pauldrons are unavailable. Also the currency in a certain war based hat simulator. | * [[Hat]] - Used to identify rank when pauldrons are unavailable. Also the currency in a certain war based hat simulator. | ||
Revision as of 05:56, 18 October 2014
/tg/-related red apple cards
As per the rules of Apples to Apples, these cards are all nouns that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.
Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke. Link it to a wiki page if you like. Try to keep the list in alphabetical order.
- Angry Marines - Space Marines that are angry, all the time, for the Emperor. GOD-DAMNIT!
- Chess - A game of Kings.
- Creed - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places.
- Dice - Allegedly "random" number generators that always seem to "generate" 1s.
- Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, Horo.
- The Emperor - God of Mankind in the 41st Millenium. Currently taking a centuries-long shit.
- Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
- Loli - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime
- Macha - Eldar Farseer who will never get some. Technically you're still a virgin because it was in the butt.
- Pauldrons - The easiest way to locate your commander is to find the guy with the biggest pauldrons. That is him.
- PROMOTIONS -
- Ruby - Bunnygirl that /tg/ collectively plays in Ruby Quest.
- Sisters of Battle - Adepta Sororitas, Nuns with Guns, Bolter Bitches.
- Soap - Makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you. Just don't drop it in prison.
- Tarrasque - Monstrous engine of destruction the Gods forgot how to turn off.
- Gazebo - It's a GAZEBO, Eric!
- Steel Rain - A tactic from the codex astartes used by a certain bald marine of the blood ravens chapter.
- Matt Ward - The Antichrist
- Dakka - You can never have enough. NEVER!
- Green - Its best.
- Red - Makes things go faster.
- Purple - Makes things sneaky.
- Blue - Makes things more dakka/more lucky. Also the color of Tau.
- Spawn - GHAAWLPAEAWLP
- Blood - It's for the blood god.
- Dorf - Drunk midgets with beards who have lots of !!FUN!!
- Hat - Used to identify rank when pauldrons are unavailable. Also the currency in a certain war based hat simulator.