That guy

Hey man. Can you hand me the PHB for a moment?

That Guy is the /tg/ version of Scumbag Steve, but somehow he's worse. Jesus. Christ.

That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.

That Guy never shares his Cheetos, and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.

That Guy will always bring so much cheese to the table that the other players to instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.

That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily crash play to a halt every single turn.

That Guy will exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an utterly anal Butthurt level of rule following.

That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever, but will ragequit when the party kills him.

That Guy always has to play his own homebrew race and class, both of which are horribly overpowered.

That Guy inserts his creepy fetishes into everything, and is the reason men are banned from playing women in your group.

That Guy has tendency to get really mad over nothing.

THAT FUCKING GUY.

See Also

• This Guy
• Matt Ward
• Magical realm, when That Guy becomes That GM and tries to push his fetishes on the players.