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That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]] | That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]] | ||
That Guy will [[Rules Lawyer|exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an]] [[Anal Circumference|utterly anal]] [[Butthurt level of rule following]] whenever it suits him. | That Guy will [[Rules Lawyer|exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an]] [[Anal Circumference|utterly anal]] [[Butthurt|level of rule following]] whenever it suits him. | ||
That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever, but will ragequit when the party kills him. | That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever, but will ragequit when the party kills him. | ||
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That Guy ''always'' has to play his own [[homebrew]] race and class, both of which are [[Powergamer|horribly overpowered.]] | That Guy ''always'' has to play his own [[homebrew]] race and class, both of which are [[Powergamer|horribly overpowered.]] | ||
That Guy [[Magical | That Guy [[Magical realm|inserts his creepy fetishes into everything,]] and is the reason men are banned from [[No Girls on the Internet|playing women]] in your group. | ||
That Guy has tendency to get [[Rage really mad over nothing.]] | That Guy has tendency to get [[Rage|really mad over nothing.]] | ||
'''THAT ''FUCKING'' GUY.''' | '''THAT ''FUCKING'' GUY.''' | ||
And the worst part about That Guy? We see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does | And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like ''him''. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 04:36, 17 December 2013
That Guy is the /tg/ version of Scumbag Steve, but somehow he's worse. Jesus. Christ.
That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.
That Guy never shares his Cheetos, and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.
That Guy will always bring so much cheese to the table that the other players to instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.
That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily crash play to a halt every single turn.
That Guy will exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an utterly anal level of rule following whenever it suits him.
That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever, but will ragequit when the party kills him.
That Guy always has to play his own homebrew race and class, both of which are horribly overpowered.
That Guy inserts his creepy fetishes into everything, and is the reason men are banned from playing women in your group.
That Guy has tendency to get really mad over nothing.
THAT FUCKING GUY.
And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like him.
See Also
- This Guy
- Matt Ward
- Magical realm, when That Guy becomes That GM and tries to push his fetishes on the players.