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That Guy never shares his [[Cheetos]], and he always gets orange dust all over everything.  He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.
That Guy never shares his [[Cheetos]], and he always gets orange dust all over everything.  He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.


That Guy will always bring so much [[cheese]] to the table that the other players to instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.
That Guy will always bring so much [[cheese]] to the table that the other players instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.


That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]]
That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]]

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Hey man. Can you hand me the PHB for a moment?

"Fool me once, I am mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, you're oficially that guy."

                                               - jontron

That Guy is the /tg/ version of Scumbag Steve, but somehow he's worse. Jesus. Christ.

That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.

That Guy always smells bad and wears clothes that expose his overweight asscrack.

That Guy never shares his Cheetos, and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.

That Guy will always bring so much cheese to the table that the other players instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.

That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily crash play to a halt every single turn.

That Guy will exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an utterly anal level of rule following whenever it suits him.

That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever (because he's "winning"), but will ragequit when the party kills him.

That Guy always has to play his own homebrew race and class, both of which are horribly overpowered.

That Guy inserts his creepy fetishes into everything, and is the reason men are banned from playing women in your group.

That Guy has tendency to get really mad over nothing.

Hey... FUCK THAT GUY!!!

THAT FUCKING GUY.

And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like him.

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