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The [[Imperium]] has quite a variety of titans each has a name and not one is the same as the other. | The [[Imperium]] has quite a variety of titans each has a name and not one is the same as the other. | ||
They are quite often | They are quite often referred to as god machines due to their ability to blow the fucking shit out of anything in their way. They are so fucking huge that infantry cant do anything to them with their tiny ass guns. | ||
These titans can unleash | These titans can unleash unlimited amounts of RAPE via their MASSIVE FUCKING GUNS that are mounted on their arms and sometimes on thier shoulders. Well actually there are guns fucking EVERYWHERE on a titan so when u see one you are quite fucked. | ||
Also they have 'void shields' which makes they pretty much invulnerable to whatever shit you can throw at it. | Also they have 'void shields' which makes they pretty much invulnerable to whatever shit you can throw at it. | ||
'''Warhound Titan''': | '''Warhound Titan''': | ||
The smallest Titan class the | The smallest Titan class the Imperium has but its still fucking massive. It looks like a dinosaur with no tail which makes it SCARY (Oh noes!). [[Image:Warhound9.jpg|thumb|right|'''EPIC''']] It carries smaller weapons such as a massive megabolter which is like a minigun that fires off tank shells, or a Huge ass LAZAR that rips your tanks a new one like they were made of cardboard. Or maybe throw a really big flamethrower on it. | ||
'''Reaver Titan''' | '''Reaver Titan''' | ||
Bigger than the Warhound so therefore causes more RAPE, this titan can wield an absolutely HUGE powerfist for fucking Wraithlords, Defilers | Bigger than the Warhound so therefore causes more RAPE, this titan can wield an absolutely HUGE powerfist for fucking Wraithlords, Defilers, etc. It can also carry a massive hellfire missile launcher for more rape or triple lehzar rape cannons and even a fucking Gatling Rape Blaster | ||
'''Warlord Titan''' | '''Warlord Titan''' | ||
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'''Imperator Titan''' | '''Imperator Titan''' | ||
HOLY SHIT IT WEARS CASTLES Over 9000 times bigger and heavier than a warlord Titan and too many massive fucking guns to count. IT needs a whole ship to itself to get it around. Unfortunately the Imperium | HOLY SHIT IT WEARS CASTLES Over 9000 times bigger and heavier than a warlord Titan and too many massive fucking guns to count. IT needs a whole ship to itself to get it around. Unfortunately the Imperium doesn't have a lot of 'em anymore since those [[chaos]] assholes stole the majority of 'em {they still suck though}. | ||
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Unfortunately fielding a titan in a tabletop game will cause lots of [[RAGE]] and presents itself as a huge | Unfortunately fielding a titan in a tabletop game will cause lots of [[RAGE]] and presents itself as a huge fire-magnet so every fucking thing on the other side will try to shoot at it. Luckily its got shields so it can soak up a lot of damage. Should said titan 'get killed' it may take out the whole field if its a small one, and all those units around it enhancing its awesomeness. | ||
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Revision as of 21:33, 9 June 2010
A Titan is a general term used by the Imperium for all things that are ridiculously MASSIVE and carry HUGE FUCKING RAPE GUNS that can blow the fuck out off the opposing side. The bigger ones are somewhat humanoid. Basically whoever has more Titans gets instant win. Most races own a titan of some sort, except for the Tau because they're too busy fapping and watching anime to build one.
Imperial Titans
The Imperium has quite a variety of titans each has a name and not one is the same as the other. They are quite often referred to as god machines due to their ability to blow the fucking shit out of anything in their way. They are so fucking huge that infantry cant do anything to them with their tiny ass guns. These titans can unleash unlimited amounts of RAPE via their MASSIVE FUCKING GUNS that are mounted on their arms and sometimes on thier shoulders. Well actually there are guns fucking EVERYWHERE on a titan so when u see one you are quite fucked. Also they have 'void shields' which makes they pretty much invulnerable to whatever shit you can throw at it.
Warhound Titan:
The smallest Titan class the Imperium has but its still fucking massive. It looks like a dinosaur with no tail which makes it SCARY (Oh noes!).
It carries smaller weapons such as a massive megabolter which is like a minigun that fires off tank shells, or a Huge ass LAZAR that rips your tanks a new one like they were made of cardboard. Or maybe throw a really big flamethrower on it.
Reaver Titan Bigger than the Warhound so therefore causes more RAPE, this titan can wield an absolutely HUGE powerfist for fucking Wraithlords, Defilers, etc. It can also carry a massive hellfire missile launcher for more rape or triple lehzar rape cannons and even a fucking Gatling Rape Blaster
Warlord Titan Its really REALLY fucking big, one of the more common huge fucking titans that carry all the weapons you can imagine from megabolters to huge lazer and devastator cannons that shouldve been mounted on some kind of fucking battleship. The Imperiam seems to have almost as many of these as it has Reavers. Modified or custom built titans are known to exist such as the ANGRY FUCKING TITAN with its HUGE chain fist and even moar massive Chain fist, oh and it launches Angry Marines and Land Raiders , fucking awsome rite?
Imperator Titan HOLY SHIT IT WEARS CASTLES Over 9000 times bigger and heavier than a warlord Titan and too many massive fucking guns to count. IT needs a whole ship to itself to get it around. Unfortunately the Imperium doesn't have a lot of 'em anymore since those chaos assholes stole the majority of 'em {they still suck though}.
Unfortunately fielding a titan in a tabletop game will cause lots of RAGE and presents itself as a huge fire-magnet so every fucking thing on the other side will try to shoot at it. Luckily its got shields so it can soak up a lot of damage. Should said titan 'get killed' it may take out the whole field if its a small one, and all those units around it enhancing its awesomeness.