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'''XL1: Quest for the Heartstone''' was a brazen cash grab by TSR to tie in with the Warduke<sup>TM</sup> and other action-figures. Michael <strike>Bay</strike>Gray sullied his résumé with this one, in 1984.
'''XL1: Quest for the Heartstone''' was a brazen cash grab by TSR to tie in with the Warduke<sup>TM</sup> and other LJN action-figures. Michael <strike>Bay</strike>Gray sullied his résumé with this one, in 1984.


You get your party, who are the Good Guy series of trademarked TSR toys, to fight monsters ineptly scattered around a wilderness and a (haphazard) dungeon, to earn treasure. The monsters are also toys. Among these is a HD 12 version of the infamous [[roper]] - which, you'll note, neither [[Tom Moldvay]] nor [[Frank Mentzer]] had wanted for the Expert Set at any level.
You get your party, who are the Good Guy series of trademarked LJN toys featuring Strongheart<sup>TM</sup>, to fight monsters ineptly scattered around a wilderness and a (haphazard) dungeon, to earn treasure. The monsters are also toys. Among these is a HD 12 version of the infamous [[roper]] - which, you'll note, neither [[Tom Moldvay]] nor [[Frank Mentzer]] had wanted for the Expert Set at any level.


Graham Staplehurst's review for ''[[White Dwarf]]'' March 1985 remains a model takedown of this bullshit. Someone should post the whole of it here but in the meantime, you can go to Wikipedia's excerpts.
Graham Staplehurst's review for ''[[White Dwarf]]'' March 1985 remains a model takedown of this bullshit. Someone should post the whole of it here but in the meantime, you can go to Wikipedia's excerpts.

Revision as of 17:39, 25 July 2021

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XL1: Quest for the Heartstone was a brazen cash grab by TSR to tie in with the WardukeTM and other LJN action-figures. Michael BayGray sullied his résumé with this one, in 1984.

You get your party, who are the Good Guy series of trademarked LJN toys featuring StrongheartTM, to fight monsters ineptly scattered around a wilderness and a (haphazard) dungeon, to earn treasure. The monsters are also toys. Among these is a HD 12 version of the infamous roper - which, you'll note, neither Tom Moldvay nor Frank Mentzer had wanted for the Expert Set at any level.

Graham Staplehurst's review for White Dwarf March 1985 remains a model takedown of this bullshit. Someone should post the whole of it here but in the meantime, you can go to Wikipedia's excerpts.

Thank Saint Cuthbert, there never was an XL2. XL1's protagonists do wash up in the Known World's Ierendi for X10: Red Arrow, Black Shield - where they are pompous asses played for comic-relief. That was the best Dobson could do since he was stuck with this stinker as canon.