Beast of Nurgle: Difference between revisions
1d4chan>Unauthorised mNo edit summary |
1d4chan>AbaddonApologist No edit summary |
||
| Line 11: | Line 11: | ||
Truly Nurgle is a sick old bastard. | Truly Nurgle is a sick old bastard. | ||
When the [[Warriors of Chaos|rapevikings]] play in the [[Blood Bowl]] league, they bring along a Beast of Nurgle as a forward defense. No, seriously. | When the [[Warriors of Chaos|rapevikings]] play in the [[Blood Bowl]] league, they bring along a Beast of Nurgle as a forward defense. No, seriously. | ||
The 8th Edition Death Guard Codex has an illustration of them that radically redesigns them, depicting them as more of a hybrid between a humanoid and a worm. This may hint at it getting a new model. | |||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:Beast of Nurgle 1.jpg|He's got a hat. That means he's in charge. | Image:Beast of Nurgle 1.jpg|He's got a hat. That means he's in charge. | ||
Image:Beast of Nurgle 3.png|She's a puker. | Image:Beast of Nurgle 3.png|She's a puker. | ||
Image:Beast of Nurgle 4.jpg|The only thing more disgusting than the model is that it's $25. | Image:Beast of Nurgle 4.jpg|The only thing more disgusting than the model is that it's $25. | ||
Image:Antonio-j-manzanedo-beasts-of-nurgle-manzanedo-firma.jpg|Jabba the Hutt's friendly, mentally retarded cousin. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
{{Template:Chaos-Daemons}} | {{Template:Chaos-Daemons}} | ||
Revision as of 07:25, 31 October 2017
Take a slug. Now give it two big stompy feet. Now add a big leering toothy humanoid face on top of it. Make it diseased and a lumbering sack of all the worst plagues/sores/open wounds you have ever seen. Make it smell like the worst toilet you've ever been in and congratulations, you got the barest idea of what a Beast of Nurgle must be like in person.
Oh but this great big nasty slime bag isn't evil. No, it just wants hugs!
A truly terrifying daemon created to horrify you in a way you didn't think possible, the Beast of Nurgle represents all the joy and happiness Nurgle feels in his big blackened heart. The Beast has the personality of a playful puppy and just loves making friends. Look at it slobbering towards you, it doesn't want to kill you. No it just wants to lick you all over with that pus weeping poisonous tongue it has.
While it wants playmates, those new friends of its never survive long, either crushed under its hideous weight or killed by the lethal viruses and poisons that make up its body. Upset that their new friends stop moving after a while, the Beasts set off to find someone new to play with, already having forgotten about the crushed pulp it was just slobbering over.
Truly Nurgle is a sick old bastard.
When the rapevikings play in the Blood Bowl league, they bring along a Beast of Nurgle as a forward defense. No, seriously.
The 8th Edition Death Guard Codex has an illustration of them that radically redesigns them, depicting them as more of a hybrid between a humanoid and a worm. This may hint at it getting a new model.
-
He's got a hat. That means he's in charge. -
She's a puker. -
The only thing more disgusting than the model is that it's $25. -
Jabba the Hutt's friendly, mentally retarded cousin.
