Man After Man

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This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail.
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Why has god punished us so

The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor All Tomorrows, Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring Abhuman or Mutant breeds for Warhammer 40,000 or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity leaves planet earth behind, leaving only various genetically-engineered Abhuman servant-races behind. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.

However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology. While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his Dark Eldar self-indulgence drug-fic, his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he is a paleontologist, which begs the question on what drugs he was taking when he came up with these 'dinosaurs' (Dinosaur in the loosest sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an understatement. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.

With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the WTF template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire.

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List of Man After Man Abhumans

Antmen

Aquamorph

Aquatic

Cave-Dweller

Desert-Runner

Fish-Eater

Hitek

Host

Hunter Symbiont

Islander

Memory People

Parasite

Plains-Dweller

Slothmen

Socials

Spiketooth

Symbiont Carrier

Temperate Woodland-Dweller

Travelers of the stars

Tree-Dweller

Tropical Forest-Dweller

Tundra-Dweller

Vacuumorph

Water-Seeker