Ranger

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Rangers are usually nature-loving fellas, wielding either a bow or two swords. They are patterned after a certain copyrighted hero from a certain copyrighted fantasy book. They are warriors that are generally useful for tracking down enemies. They also are shitty divine magic users.

In the 1st and 2nd editions of Dungeons and Dragons, rangers were not able to sneak or fight properly in chainmail or better, or shields either. Armor was so key in melee under these versions that this led to the popular mocking party cry of "Ranger down!", heard during just about every battle. Rangers were thought to be the inspiration for the "At Death's Door" survival rule, since they would never survive a single session otherwise.

It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species. Being that race wars are one of the cornerstones of D&D, this is unsurprising. They are rendered irrelevant by druidzillas, because rangers just can't compete with a guy who can turn into a giant bear that shoots giant bears out of his eyes while farting lightning and mauling things with its own overpowered pet grizzly bear. Rangers can get a half-assed pet grizzly bear, but because their animal companions are only as good as a druid that has half as many levels as he does, it's half-assed.

In 4e they get to mark their enemies, making them useful when you're fighting one tough thing and a bit crap against swarms. They can either slaughter one enemy, or irritate several, depending on what the situation calls for. Or they can completely miss with their most powerful once-per-milestone attack, and that's some fun.

Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition classes
Player's Handbook Barbarian • Bard • Cleric • Druid • Fighter • Monk • Paladin • Ranger • Rogue • Sorcerer • Wizard
Player's Handbook II Beguiler • Dragon Shaman • Duskblade • Knight
Complete Adventurer Exemplar • Ninja • Scout • Spellthief
Complete Arcane Warlock • Warmage • Wu jen
Complete Divine Favored Soul • Shugenja • Spirit Shaman
Complete Psionic Ardent • Divine Mind • Erudite • Lurk
Complete Warrior Hexblade • Samurai • Swashbuckler
Dragon Compendium Battle Dancer • Death Master • Jester • Mountebank • Savant • Sha'ir • Urban Druid
Dragon Magazine Sha'ir
Dragon Magic Dragonfire Adept
Dungeonscape Factotum
Eberron Campaign Setting Artificer
Heroes of Horror Archivist • Dread Necromancer
Magic of Incarnum Incarnate • Soulborn • Totemist
Miniatures Handbook Favored Soul • Healer • Marshal • Warmage
Ghostwalk Eidolon (Eidoloncer)
Oriental Adventures Samurai • Shaman • Shugenja • Sohei • Wu Jen
Psionics Handbook/Expanded Psion • Psychic Warrior • Soulknife • Wilder
Tome of Battle Crusader • Swordsage • Warblade
Tome of Magic Binder • Shadowcaster • Truenamer
War of the Lance Master
Wizards's Website Psychic Rogue
NPC Classes Adept • Aristocrat • Commoner • Expert • Magewright • Warrior
Second Party Mariner • Mystic • Noble • Prophet
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Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Classes
Player's Handbook 1 Cleric • Fighter • Paladin • Ranger • Rogue • Warlock • Warlord • Wizard
Player's Handbook 2 Avenger • Barbarian • Bard • Druid • Invoker • Shaman • Sorcerer • Warden
Player's Handbook 3 Ardent • Battlemind • Monk • Psion • Runepriest • Seeker
Heroes of X Blackguard* • Binder* • Cavalier* • Elementalist* • Hexblade* • Hunter* • Mage* • Knight* • Protector* • Scout* • Sentinel* • Skald* • Slayer* • Sha'ir* • Thief* • Vampire* • Warpriest* • Witch*
Settings Book Artificer • Bladesinger* • Swordmage
Dragon Magazine Assassin
Others Paragon Path • Epic Destiny
*·: Non-AEDU variant classes