Alice
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Good sweet zombie Emprah, no.
Goddamnit, no. I know we needed a fucking article on this, but...
Fuck it. Fine. Let's go. Alice Abernathy, also known as Janus Prospero.
A Quote from the Actress
"Oh yeah, there are, like, 15 people in the world that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion." -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s experts
A Brief List of Alice's Exploits
- Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.
- Has mind-powers that let her explode heads. Through video consoles.
- Is cloned numerous times, and uses her super-powered clones as an army before the superpowered clone-army is summararily dealt with in the intro of one of the later movies.
- Renders the entire cast irrelevant in all movies, even when they're main characters from Resident Evil main series.
- No one else, video game protagonists included, is permitted to accomplish anything while she is around. Monsters completely immune to gunfire suddenly lose their invincibility as long as she is the one shooting. Chris and Claire Redfield are only allowed to start shooting the downed Albert Wesker after Alice won her over-choreographed wire fu battle, like a couple of dogs licking dinner scraps off the floor.
Alice and /tg/
Alice is considered the worst possible combination of traits - That Guy paired with a Mary Sue and blended with a self-insertion. Picture every 13-year old Forgotten Realms fan's Dungeons and Dragons character, only backed with enough money to literally force the resulting Drizz't-clone into everyone's fucking face. Almost every DM can point at Alice and immediately use her as a classic example of how to utterly fail on every level.
This faggot rather infamously ran a d20 Modern campaign in which the players had to hunt down and kill the godlessly-powerful Mary Sue using their witz and copious amounts of high explosives. Shenanigans and high adventure alike ensued. You can read about it here.