Heretical Love

A quest thread on /tg/ started by the user Papa-N (!!94V8GGifJkU, it concerns the last Guardsman left on the planet of Yagis V.

Introducing Maximus Decarius, Pimp of the Imperium.

Oh yes, it's that kind of quest thread.

Exploits so far have included fighting a fish-god, besting Doomrider in a motorcycle joust, charging Abaddon the Despoiler with a knife, being killed by (and then subsequently sleeping with) a group of Daemonettes, and surfing the chaos of the warp with the Big E himself.

Papa-N has also become (in)famous for trolling his loving public with alternate story endings, or bizarre tangents. These are listed at the bottom. They are extra heretical. You have been warned.