Ogryn

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Back in the days before Slaanesh, humanity had whole planets dedicated to housing criminals, a fair number of them were barely habitable heavy gravity worlds for some reason. Then the fucking Eldar gave birth to Slaanesh and society fell apart and these prisons were left isolated. The convicts then got out and proceeded to go nuts in orgies of violence and sex. For the next few thousand years these louts ate food and drank water and moonshine with large amounts of mercury and lead in them, were subject to unhealthy doses of radiation, engaged in plenty of incest and leadership was determined by who was the best at beating others with lead pipes. By the time the emperor, there were dozens of planets full of large, durable and strong three meter tall dudes called Ogryns.

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