Alice

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Quite possibly the biggest Mary Sue in the history of fiction.

Good sweet zombie Emprah, no.

Goddamnit, no. I know we needed a fucking article on this, but...

Fuck it. Fine. Let's go. Alice Abernathy, also known as Janus Prospero.

A Quote from the Actress

"Oh yeah, there are, like, 15 people in the world that spend all day really hating me. Like horrifically hating me with a passion." -- Milla Jovovich, with bold for emphasis by /tg/'s experts

See Also

• Mary Sue
• FAIL
• Shit Twinkie
• AIDS
• Target: Alice

External Links

A link to a review of one of these movies.