Alice

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Quite possibly the biggest Mary Sue in the history of fiction.

Good sweet zombie Emprah, no.

Goddamnit, no. I know we needed a fucking article on this, but...

Fuck it. Fine. Let's go. Alice Abernathy, also known as Janus Prospero.