The Old Man

A male player that is or appears to be a lot older than the usual crowd. There are many iterations of the Old Man. Sighting of the old man have become rarer during the 2020 covid-19 Pandemic. Do not mock the old man or you might turn into one. Be warned NEVER EVER MOCK an old man with some random number of Canaries following him, for it might just be Bahamut in disguise accompanied with a flock of shapeshifted golden dragons.